sand guardian: is there anything you’d protect with your life?

hurricane tortilla: favourite food?

welcome to chili’s: favourite restaurant?

I like beer and it likes me: favourite drink (alcoholic or non-)?

is there anything better than pussy?: ever had sex?

adam: do you smoke?

420 whatcha smokin’?: ever done drugs?

valentino white bag: what’s your clothing style?

I can’t believe you’ve done this: what’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done?

I ain’t get no sleep: what keeps you up at night?

a potato flew around the room: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

two bros: what’s your sexuality?

69¢: if you could buy any one thing, what would it be?

what up, I’m jared: what’s your favourite book?

squidward dabbing: what’s your favourite meme?

why you always lyin’?: what’s the last lie you told?

that’s my opinion: what’s an unpopular opinion you have?

and they were roommates: if you could live with anyone, who would it be?

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Smooth Jazz Waluigis.