āthe spider man is having you for dinner tonightā
official member of the league of villains profile card
name: peter antony parker octavius; 26; earth 808
aliases: spider-man, spiderkraken, doc ock 2.0
status: alive
allies: the sinister six (dissolved), sandman (retired, deceased?)
enemies: tony stark
threat level: extremely dangerous
hiii donāt mind that, iām legally obligated to display my member card after a lawsuit against the avengers š„° fuck them. iām not actually a threat, iām very much pregnant and the only thing iām a threat to is my boyfriendās cooking.
as you can see, iām peter, i use they/she/he/it/any pronouns, i respond to anything. iām an intersex trans person, bisexual as fuck, and autistic as fuck! iām the ceo of oscorp (long story i knowwww), and the future mrs./mr./whatever harry osborn.
taken by the lovely @fantasmademojabi and @theolicious and a couple others without tumblrs (felicia and mj š). mother to four and a half littles.
lover of evil and evil and more evil. my special interest is evil. that was a joke. itās star wars and the valerian et laureline comic series. ama about those series in my inbox!
ignore any gossip you hear about me, thatās the avengers trying to defame me š
some of my interests: downtempo, industrial, and trip hop music. the matrix movies. vivisection. drugging. hypnosis. wait, no, those are my kinks. no minors btw. jurassic park. baking.
