Foggy P. Nelson

What're you going to do?? Rainbow gun???!!!!!!

FUCK YOU

@s4int0fs1nn3rs father finn this man's life is in danger and he can only be saved by a kiss of life

ALSO I'M POSSESSED BY THE EGYPTIAN GOD OF THE MOON SO I DON'T THINK HE WOULD LIKE ME TALKING TO OTHER GODS

I have met the anons. They turned me into a cat maid.

Now you listen here you shriveled up lump of toast of a man I'm stuck between making out with a man or dying and I'm 90% if I die from these anons I'm not gonna come back so either you shut up and get out of the way or find me a man

What about either of those lawyer fellows who've been in here recently...oh, what were their names. @thegoodavocado and @verygoodlawyer

Foggy and Matt would rather jump off a bridge then kiss me and I know it

Also because screw AI

I meant "Why" in a more, y'know, existential crisis-y way, you get me?

.. Yeah. Loooooong story that involves a mansion in California and a bunch of different Matts, one of which was a murderous lunatic, and a few mes. One of which was a murderous lunatic. And there was a guy that eats people, and a nice ghost woman.

...I've heard that person is dangerous. Are you sure you're okay?

Besides, he's mostly bark. I promise with my life that I wouldn't surround myself with people who would hurt you.

If you say you're okay with them around, though, I believe you. Just ... god, just be careful.

( he brushed some of Karen's hair away from her forehead and pressed a kiss against it. )

"... Sure, why not?"

( God, I hate when that happens!! Who's the guy, is it Frank??? I told him... )

there’s a cafe my future fiance and i like to go to. i can’t have a ton of caffeine, BUT they do have these iced tea lattes that i CAN have.

And he hasn't proposed yet?!! It's been, what, two years??

maybe it is a mistake to get married. i’m not the most pleasant to be around sometimes.

It'd be pretty funny to propose on June 1st. Is he really the kind of guy to use irony, though?

ehhh, i don't know. he's an unpredictable person. i think it would be cute, though! would be good for the social media team to keep our— what am i saying? i’d just be happy if it happened.

( God, I hate when that happens!! Who's the guy, is it Frank??? I told him... )

there’s a cafe my future fiance and i like to go to. i can’t have a ton of caffeine, BUT they do have these iced tea lattes that i CAN have.

And he hasn't proposed yet?!! It's been, what, two years??

maybe it is a mistake to get married. i’m not the most pleasant to be around sometimes.

It'd be pretty funny to propose on June 1st. Is he really the kind of guy to use irony, though?

ehhh, i don't know. he's an unpredictable person. i think it would be cute, though! would be good for the social media team to keep our— what am i saying? i’d just be happy if it happened.

where the fuck am i

( God, I hate when that happens!! Who's the guy, is it Frank??? I told him... )

there’s a cafe my future fiance and i like to go to. i can’t have a ton of caffeine, BUT they do have these iced tea lattes that i CAN have.

And he hasn't proposed yet?!! It's been, what, two years??

maybe it is a mistake to get married. i’m not the most pleasant to be around sometimes.

It'd be pretty funny to propose on June 1st. Is he really the kind of guy to use irony, though?

ehhh, i don't know. he's an unpredictable person. i think it would be cute, though! would be good for the social media team to keep our— what am i saying? i’d just be happy if it happened.

.. Yeah. Loooooong story that involves a mansion in California and a bunch of different Matts, one of which was a murderous lunatic, and a few mes. One of which was a murderous lunatic. And there was a guy that eats people, and a nice ghost woman.

...I've heard that person is dangerous. Are you sure you're okay?

Besides, he's mostly bark. I promise with my life that I wouldn't surround myself with people who would hurt you.

Dog~