Kiss Kiss Fuck Shit Up

Kill yourself

Thank you

Kill self? Gif but in reverse

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

If I had a nickle for every time a big company ruined a Sharpshooter/Sniper&Pilot otp, I would have three nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happend thrice.

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Apparently the current form of Avian Flu is transmissible to cats and will kill them. It is also transmissible from cats to humans, just in case you don’t actually care about the health and safety of creatures who depend on you.

Terrible but unfortunately true news. The last HPAI outbreak in the US was in 2015-2016, and studies at the time determined cats were at risk through both ingestion of infected meat (like when they catch a wild bird and eat it) and respiratory transmission.

it's kinda fucked up we don't have real enchanted jewelry like i wanna go to micheals and buy a ring that makes my pens use 10% less ink when i wear it or something

God, I’d somehow forgotten this existed. What a cursed time to be reminded of it.

Encounter: Doctor Tumblrman, chancellor of fandoms

I think the worst possible outcome of tumblr getting popular again would be twitter types registering complaints about being told to get devoured by swarms of ravenous bees over their lame opinions, and staff feeling an obligation to ban threats of violence or whatever.

In case this ever happens I want to wish anybody who would support that a very happy falling into an orchestra pit and being pulled apart like brisket on the relentless bows of a highly focused string section.

Excuse me, do you actually think it’s OKAY that people send each other death threats over which fictional character relationships they like, which media they consume, and the fact that some of us are aware of the difference between fantasy and reality, or are you dialing in from some universe where threats of violence on the internet don’t actually hurt anyone?