what is that thing

liking angels in an atheist kinda way. they’re just pigeons to me

I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.

I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.

GOD

here’s a link to the fic it has info about abortion pills and more

Y'all the fic is actually purposeful satire to get information out about where and how people can get legal abortions because no politician is going to be looking at it

A+ job spn fandom

The holy trinity

ever since i liked this posts all of my suggested dash posts are explicit yaoi thx staff

ive never been religious and i don't like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can't stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god intended. year of our lord 2022. or so help me god. like....the drama. unmatched

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

bringing this back for Christmas

need me a freaque like this

omg!!!!!!! look at skwidwird…..the thrill of it all