Welcome to the spicy roulette

"Toss a coin to your Witcher" — yeah, which one?!

The pretty one gets songs, I get it done

Someone's gotta do it — clearly me

No bard, no ballad, no apology

White hair, pretty face, very mysterious

Gets a bard, gets a ballad — ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I killed the same monsters, same mud, same blood

Nobody's writing poems about my boots in the crud

Contract done, monster dead, payment: small

Did he get a statue? Yeah. Did I?

...No.

Ask me if I'm bitter — I'll say no

...yes

His bard never followed ME through the snow

Could've had a song, could've had some fame

Instead I got a reputation and a tab with no name

We trained the same, we bled the same

But somehow only ONE of us is famous

I've got scars in places I'm not discussing

And STILL nobody remembers my faces

...face.

Face.

Singular. I only have ONE.

"Thought witchers had two!"

SHUT UP

Killed a grave hag near Brugge — nobody cared

It was a VERY large grave hag

Three broken ribs, somebody's beard caught fire

That part wasn't even my fault

Ask around

...they weren't even there.

That's not the point.

"Toss a coin to your Witcher" — yeah, which ONE??

The pretty one gets glory, I get it DONE

Someone's gotta do it — CLEARLY me

No bard, no ballad, NO APOLOGY