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Hang behind with Jonas when you first get to town to hear what he has to say. It’ll give him a good first impression of you.

DO NOT rat out Ren in the game of Truth or Slap. It is possible to get him and Nona to date if you do (I did it once, no idea how), but it’s much more likely that they’ll date if you don’t. You can also help them along by talking Ren up to Nona.

Don’t leave Ren in the forest to get Clarissa from the fort first. Make sure he’s safe and sound in the Dick Tower before you go after her. He’s seriously freaked out at this point in the game, and his best friend abandoning him does not help that.

Be sure to remind yourself via the talking reflection to: Don’t influence Michael about Clarissa. He’s much happier and she’s much nicer when they’re together. Tell Michael to go to school here. If Michael doesn’t plan on leaving town, he and Alex won’t go on one last swimming trip and he won’t drown. Don’t let Jonas talk to his mom. If you do, he just up and disappears.

Don’t hand Clarissa over to the ghosts. This one should be a no-brainer.

Spend time with Jonas. The best ending involves the two of you being best buddies, so don’t give him grief about spending so much time with him.

Do not being Ren with you to town. This strains your relationship with Jonas. Also, if you leave him and Nona alone in the tower, it makes them more likely to date.

Get all the Adler notes. Not only does this help you understand more about the ghosts and provide you with a fun distraction, it’s the thing that really gets through to them. (Not to mention that its most likely required for the best ending, gameplay-wise)

Just be nice in your dialogue choices. Everyone will like you much better if you do.

When you get to the best ending, you might be a little confused and frustrated. After all, it seems like all the hard work you did, getting Ren and Nona to date, bringing Michael back to life, making friends with Clarissa, has been erased.

But you need to remember: each version of Alex lives on. When the time loop at the end of every bad ending happens, it leaves a version of Alex behind. That Alex continues with her life in the way the events on the island have affected it.

That means that with the best ending, there are two of the best possible versions of Alex out there: one whose brother is still alive and has a new best buddy in Jonas, and another who never even sets foot into the cave in the first place.

It's a private residence.

There is no record of a foreign leader being received there for a private audience EVER.

2) President of the European Council, and former prime minister of Portugal António Costa, ALWAYS wears suit and tie in public.

Today, for the European leaders meeting in London, he wore a turtleneck.

(This show is considered one of the top greatest Chinese historical dramas of all time btw

Human: This is a shark. It is an apex predator with rows of replaceable razor-sharp teeth and it has existed since before trees, nearly unchanged. For most of human history our medical technology was not good enough for us to survive being bitten, especailly since sharks can and will eat almost anything. They're also incredibly fast swimmers and prefer to attack from below where you cannot see them coming. Luckily they live in the oceans and we live on land so there's only really danger if we go into their territory.

Alien: A place to avoid for certain.

Human: If you decide to go diving with sharks, it's strongly advised that you wear a specialised chainmail bite-proof suit over your diving suit and remain in a large metal bite cage so that they cannot get their powerful jaws around you. However, if you find yourself in the water with a shark and you do not have these protections - for example if you went surfing in shark territory with nothing but a foam surfboard that makes you look like a seal from below and a thin fabric to cover your privates, a stern little boop to the snoot will usually make them surrender.

Alien: ...what.

Thor: Yup.

Bruce: Y'know, you're gonna have to talk to him sooner or later.

Thor: Oh, I will, but first I'll use an old trick that always calms him down.

Bruce: Walking in without a shirt on?

Frankenstein: Well you see, a man collects a bunch of body parts where he can find them like arms and legs and brains and gives the best of them to a woman who sews the parts together and- Wait, why are you crying?!

Jekyll: Long winded explanation about cell division. Like, way too much cell division. Seriously Jekyll, what is your deal?

Hyde: Way too much detail. At some point the conversation shifted from babies to sex positions. Who left Hyde alone with a child anyway? Where are the parents?

Moreau: See these two rabbits here? Watch this.