Patton Enjoyer

had to do the tracklist on a calculator it came to me in a vision. nobody’s listening (linkin park) was so perfect the second i heard it i just knew. sabotage (beastie boys) because it’s about someone who’s holding you back (which is everyone, i mean they’re just so emotional!!). cigaro (system of a down) was kinda for the giggles tbh but also because it feels like a bunch of people debating about all these completely pointless inconsequential and juvenile things (“we’re the regulators that deregulate” PATTON! *cough* sorry idk what that was). my way (limp biskit) was also for my personal amusement it’s the whitest song ever but also look at the lyrics (“this time i’ma stand up and shout, i’ma do things my way, it's my way, my way or the highway/someday you'll see things my way”) i mean come ON!! he’s just done going along with all this nonsense. without me (eminem) was the perfect one it was between this and the real slim shady but this one verse is so sanders sides: “you don’t know me you’re too old let go! it’s over! (nobody listens to techno) and let’s go, just gimme the signal i’ll be there with a whole list full of new insults i’ve been so suspensful with the pencil ever since PRINCE turned himself into a symbol!/but no matter how many fish in the sea, it’d be so empty without me” he is important! he is essential! in the sea of hormones and emotions, logan provides a stable shore for thomas to rest and contemplate. he gives everyone else meaning, which is why he won’t be ignored. thank you thank you goodnight everybody

(not pictured is patton ordering at least 5 different pastries to dip in his coffee like a freak. and dont forget the eggs and bacon)