trousers are for wimps 👖

Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks