I Like To Think I'm Funny

Idk why friends with benefits is such a big deal to people. It’s literally so normal for you and a bro to be alone together with ur heads held really close bc your watching music videos on his phone. and every so often your cheeks brush up against one another but neither of you are seemingly repulsed or pull back. until your actually pressing your faces together culminating in one of u kissing the other. And at that point with how pretty and full both of your lips are you just have to help each other cum! It’s literally human nature..

We have each other blocked now 🧍🏾

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world