I TOLD YOU MAN, THE DEVIL

petplay where youire a fish but i forgot to cycle the water in your tank so the chemicals are inbalanced and you die

getting asked whos mommys good little goldfish but i cant. i canr fuckingh rememeber

ruining your life all by yourself beautiful?

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

Sent this to my brother and he said "anyone who's heard of Margaret Thatcher can define a negative cow" and I needed to share that with you

kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little

the sinister sniler

new tarot card called the Five of Guys. if you pull it in a reading it guarantees burgers and fries in your near future