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Archiving this here as well!

Back in 2020, when the official BWW website went live, there was a brief intro that would play before you entered the full site. The English intro merely contained words that appeared against an elaborate theatre background, but the Japanese intro was set to music...and was narrated by a deeply compelling voiceover. (insert fangirl fainting spells here) We'd later learn that this was none other than the man who would be Balan's official voice actor, Kenichi Suzumura, which led a number of us to wonder if this was Balan himself narrating the introduction.

See how I circle

Imaginary mind, imaginary lines

Clown!Balan yo

Im done with my sleep yo🥹

sh ough she so prebbty

The cops

The terrorist surveillance branch of said cops

The government

No, seriously, multiple current and former government officials have openly stated beef with him

The most violent crime family in Australia

The gambling lobby

Money launderers

Other journalists

Drug dealers

The seventh richest man in Australia

Property Developers

And a partridge in a pear tree

He legitimately doesn’t know which one of his enemies might have done it (even though he has strong suspicions) because they’ve collectively already attempted to shut him up with legal attacks that could’ve resulted in actual jail time and many, many more shady tactics, including smear campaigns, outright lying to authorities (who also hate him) and lying under oath (the courts probably also hate him but are more quiet about it).

He legitimately went into hiding for a few months to assess the threat level after being firebombed and escaping with his life by sheer luck.

My spouse and I have been watching the updates that are actively being released and calling each other like