Love Is My Middle Name

in the club dancing like a twin peaks character

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig

shout out to I will follow you into the dark for being the song of all time. death cab for cutie just nailed it. there's never been a song as much as I will follow you into the dark. it's so song. like?? hello?? if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs, if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark. that's all there is to it.

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

I control you = I Can Troll You

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in