I am made of water and anxiety

Reblogging (as this is my ask) to add more details. I wanted to add more details because I was poking around and saw that the alpha bro in this had sent you an ask to complain about others on parp (granted that was like a year ago, but I’m trying to hold out hope they may see this.) They are the Valley + Texan Alpha Bro that has a disdain for titles like Sir/Mr., he’s allergic to apples, and has light and texture sensitivities!

I don't go on mxrp often, but had recently found someone I really liked rping with. And now the site is down and I'm hearing it might be dead??? Surely not, right? How am I going to reconnect with my partner??

The same thing happened to me I hadn't been on there in YEARS and found a fantastic rp partner with such a detailed character ref for their alpha Dave and now they're just gone 😭😭😭 bawling my eyes out over the loss

Did you guys know Elon Musk sent that STUPID car into space without sterilizing it, and if it hadn’t gone off it’s intended path, and it had reached mars as he intended, it could have permanently ruined the search for life on Mars by contaminating the red planet with Musk‘s cooties. This may sound silly to you but I assure this is very real and serious. He could have ruined the entire field of astrobiology all for his stupid advertisement. Let’s kill him

Capitalist innovation ☺️

I think David Dobrik mentioned in an interview that he doesn’t let his Tesla self drive anymore cause when he first used the feature that drives the car to pick you up from its park after you come out of a store, it hit a guys shopping trolley.

You can clean it if you season it again after and unlike other pans second hand is just as good (or better) so you can get one for cheap. Plus you can use metal utensils without ruining them or risking cancer and also you can bring them camping and put them directly on the fire. Plus they last forever so you only ever need to buy 1 or 2. We stan cast iron in this house and if you don’t appreciate it, that’s just the capitalists trying to lure you into their planned obsolescence schemes

illegible handwriting, coffee rings on notebooks, putting gloves on only to take them off again, dark lipstick, maurice (1987), walking to class when it’s not raining enough for an umbrella but just enough to fog up your glasses, stone buildings, leaves that aren’t quite crunchy, deadlines, pen smudges, leaving class only to find out its dark outside, cinnamon, cold noses, swaying trees, half moons, cuffed sleeves, silence 

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break

Here you have the Infinite Jukebox that will play an infinite version of What’s new pussycat, randomly jumping through the verses and never getting to the end. 

do you ever regret a post and the hell it creates

why do you people continue to inflict this awful post on others

yall underestimate my ability to vibe with ANY song