bleh

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

one of the many things that extremely erodes trust in tumblr for me is that when I have the limited motion settings on on my phone it does Not actually change the ads. could you give me static ads. would that be hard. it might but the point is that the setting is kind of pointless if it only works for the parts of the site that aren't monetizable. like this type of ruling isn't how you make money it's how you get more people to just like. find a hacked version of the paid features or something. is that a thing btw

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

just misread "comparing apples to oranges" as "comparing alphas to omegas" I think I should go and stand on the side of the road with my thumb out and hitchhike to a field in the middle of nowhere and lie down in it and close my eyes and maybe cry a single tear