Space Bats

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

@cannibalcaprine

mini/maxiing by wearing a very long skirt over my very short skirt

Reading Gideon the Ninth and I’m not convinced these ‘lesbian necromancers in space’ are ever going to make out, say they love each other or actually date. I’m getting the sense they’re going to spend all four of these books being utterly deranged in a hundred different ways that have never been done before in an extremely disturbing and lesbian fashion. This is not a criticism, I am very much on board for more of this, btw.

you should trust that weird girl with your exposed throat :3 you should ignore her breathing heavily and her hands spasming with anticipation while she watches you :3 she's normal :3 she's extremely normal :33 she's so fucking normal right now :333

You don’t scare me 🦇🗡️🩸💗

good :D im extremely trustworthy and would have no reason to scare you :3 by the way can i just put my hands near your neck. please. please

Sure :3 I trust you <3

you should trust that weird girl with your exposed throat :3 you should ignore her breathing heavily and her hands spasming with anticipation while she watches you :3 she's normal :3 she's extremely normal :33 she's so fucking normal right now :333

You don’t scare me 🦇🗡️🩸💗

wait trans women exist

Miss petbait is looking up at you with big round eyes, pushing its head into your lap and gently rubbing against you, and thinking about how if you could take care of it that it wishes it could just stay in your lap like this forever and ever, with all that entails.

Me if anyone cares

Blood tastes wonderful

I so would, I’ll make porn of your dnd character