True Salt God

Introduce an NPC called “Alucard Bloodborn” They’re not a vampire, but their primary motivation is to become one so their ridiculous name finally makes some goddamn sense.

i can’t stop laughing lmaoooooooo please

watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created

holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002

@hanaxsongs

He’s practicing lab safety

He has little booties!!!!!!

this is the most Pokemon Professor-looking person I’ve ever seen in real life

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.