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Gwayne: still.

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I was so saddened by the fact that Criston would be forced to leave Aemond to join Daeron, whom he never got to see, unfortunately, that… I absolutely didn't expect the writers wouldn't allow Criston to meet up with EVEN AEMOND one last time.
AS IT WAS IN THE DAMN BOOK.
I even accepted the fact that Criston's idea to join Daeron would be given to Gwayne, but then I would have gotten Criston's internal conflict between his attachment to Aemond and the duty. AND NOW EVEN THAT WON'T HAPPEN.
Will they make Criston believe that Aemond abandoned their army after he wouldn't let Gwayne's doubts kill his faith in the prince?
I don't even know what's worse: if Criston thinks that Aemond is fine but broke his promise, or if he finds out that Aemond kept it but is on the verge of death? oh god..
Nahh, Criston's heart simply won't survive a second blow. an early death for him is truly a blessing so he doesn't have to watch how, one by one, the princes and the king die at such a young age, with the scars of war on their souls and bodies.
The world around: *collapsing, burning, pure chaos, people committing atrocities, an annoying lord buzzing around*
Criston, in his tent with a paint can and his shield:
Criston decided there’s no better time to pick up a new hobby than now.
On the bright side: yesterday, for the first time in six months, I sat down to write.
On the down side: it’s a new work. Instead of finishing the old ones, I started a story with gwaynston!high school AU.
modern gwaynstons:

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Do you think Criston is an omega?
I'm glad you asked.
Short Answer: No, but in essence, he's 100% an omega.
Detailed Answer: I would really love to see him as an omega and would definitely read such works avidly, but at the same time, I just can't shake the thought that he's a beta with an omega's soul (betas are so underrated!!!).
Criston in HOTD doesn't get along well with men and easily finds common ground with women, so I'd say the soft nature is closer to him than aggressive masculinity, and my canon is that this is because he was raised only by women whom he certainly respects. In an omegaverse, this would mean he was raised by omegas.
It would also explain why he keeps making one terrible decision after another. He doesn't know how to be a beta, he didn't have an example. He's not an alpha to dominate with his presence alone, and he's not an omega to instinctively know how to soothe someone. So, he tries to behave as the alpha-welcoming world demands: his fear is masked by aggression (wedding), and words of support are replaced by actions (b&c).
And what if I tell you that he's trying to hate Rhaenyra as alpha and serve Alicent as omega? because it's easier to get angry and resentful than to mourn his past self feel sad. because he gives himself to Alicent like a pretty omega, thinking that this is what she needs, when in reality he just doesn't know how to be close in any other way. What then?
His existence as a beta is also intertwined with the canon story and can add layers. For example, why Aemond and Aegon trust him so easily: Criston is neutral, so they don't feel the urge to patronize him like an omega or compete with him like an alpha. Beta, in my opinion, is also more suitable for the work of the kingsguard, who devote themselves to serving the royal family. And this can also serve as another reason for Criston's contempt and rejection of himself: he cannot blame his nature for his sinful intimacies (unfortunately, he also does not understand the nature of the imbalance of forces).
In general, Criston consists entirely of internal conflicts and contradictions. Perhaps this is the reason why he really shone only during the war: because he didn't have to pretend to be someone. He was in his element, and this is what allowed him to reveal his true nature and finally come to terms with it, even if only for a short time.
But if we're talking about F&B Criston, then he's 100% something alpha-like (either a pure alpha or a beta with alpha tendencies).
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same ship, different fonts.
alphas pair vs omegas pair edition, lmao.
can’t stop thinking about how Jon and Ormund are what Gwaynstons could’ve been if Criston had turned toward Oldtown instead of KL.
he’s NOT playing about his crazy babyboy.
aemond's "ride or die" dad.

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Modern day gwanston would meet on like. LA influencer snark (Kings landing influencer snark?.. ) and then become so obsessed with eachother their screen times both increase daily by like five hours just talking NONSENSE.
But then they meet and cristons like. Fuck idk what u thoufht was gonna happen but i can't be gay. Isnt ur family super religious? The pope says you should refrain from sex if you're gay but then whats the point...Fml I wish I was never born
And gwayne is like. Your thinking about this too hard. my uncle personally hired the pope. So get on your knees and earn that What Crappens Patreon membership 😏
can't believe this two-year-old comment turned out to be true!!! omg--
shame the scene was left off-screen, but at least we got the foreplay 😝
Criston: maybe next time I'll get lucky.
The fact that all 30 seconds of Criston's screen time are somehow connected to his dear boy Aemond and waiting for him.
criston:

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I wanted everyone to admire me and look up to me, so I figured I'd hang myself.
Even if you're my masturbator, my masturbator is a very important part of my life. So how can you say I don't take you seriously? I feel like you're discriminating against masturbators. And honestly, you seem sexually repressed.
Criston would definitely be like Gay sex hurts as a result of the sin.
But gwaynston are jacking eachother off in their non gay way one night and it escalates to gwayne fingering criston with lots and lots of his bath oil until cristons reluctantly begging gwayne to just shove his prick in him and bugger him already