more au ideas no one asked for
âyouâre super short and iâm sorry but itâs really really cute whenever you try to reach that book on the top shelf here lemme help you- oh no donât be embarrassed, your face is all red and youâre even more adorable now i am going to dieâ au
âiâm a biker and one day i was biking in your neighborhood while you just happened to be outside watering the plants and since youâre so goddamn cute i accidentally steered into a pole and now youâre giving me first aid (holy shit youâre even cuter up close)â au
âyouâre biking through my neighborhood and you ran into a pole so now iâm really concerned and patching you up, oh my gosh youâre really hot even though you have a bloody noseâ au
âiâm at a karaoke bar and iâm sober enough to realize that your voice singing my absolute favorite song is the most beautiful thing iâve ever heard, and you caught me staring and winked at me oh shitâ au
âyou fell asleep on my shoulder on the plane ride and i would ask you to move but you look so comfy and adorable when you sleep. also you smell really good and the feeling of your breath on my skin is somewhat relaxing, maybe we can go out to lunch in this shitty airport when you wake up?â au
âyouâre so perfect and iâm in love with you but iâve never actually met you and you keep avoiding meeting up, so i called nev and max to help me figure out whether or not youâre catfishing meâ au
âwhoa it turns out you were actually just super shy and youâre even cuter in person pls kiss me in front of all these camerasâ au to followup with that
âiâm a quiktrip worker and whenever I work a night shift, you always arrive and buy like 3 cans of redbull and you look exhausted, do you need some help? are you okay?â au
âyou invited me to your brotherâs/sisterâs wedding as a plus one bc weâre hella best friends but we end up making out at the afterparty and now everyone thinks weâre fucking so uh,, u wanna go out for a drink sometime? try this whole couple thing out?â au
âmy sister tried to set me up with her friend but little does she know that i am hella gay and i end up falling in love with her smoking hot brother, and whenever i hang at her place we always tell my sister that itâs for a date when really sheâs now just trying to set me up with her brotherâ au
(this can be tweaked in any way to fit your otp :p)
âiâm one of those talk show stars that walks up to random people on the streets and asks them really obscure questions, and youâre really cute and camera shy and iâm sorry but itâs adorable how you stutter when youâre nervous, uh, perhaps when there arenât so many cameras surrounding me i can buy you a drink?â au
âyou just came up to me on the street and asked where the weirdest place i had sex was and iâm assuming itâs for one of those talk show things, but iâm really nervous because youâre really really hot in that suit holy shitâ au
âwill you stop flirting with me you just got seriously injured and iâm the EMT trying to tend to your wounds in the ambulance, i donât give a fuck that i look cute when iâm concerned, youâre lucky youâre not dead you dipshitâ au
âmy mom/sister/dad/brother/best friend doesnât know weâre dating but one day he/she/they walked in on us making out and started cheering oh my god this is so embarrassing iâm so sorryâ au
âyou have fire powers and i have ice powers and one day you save my ass and even though weâre supposed to be rivals, youâre actually really really cute and warm can i just stay in your arms forever bc i am perpetually coldâ au
âyou have ice powers and i have fire powers and i save your sorry ass from getting hurt/killed, okay i know weâre supposed to be rivals according to every legend ever but youâre adorable and wow youâre really cold, would you like me to warm you up?â au
âiâm so sorry iâve been stowing away on your ship but iâm lonely and tired and starving with nowhere to go so please take pity on my poor soul bc youâre the sweetest pirate i have ever met and since weâre in the middle of the ocean now thereâs no way youâre taking me back to land anytime soonâ au
âi would be furious at you for stowing away on my ship if it werenât for the fact that you look really sick and sad can i help youâ au
âdude why did that siren take on my image to try and seduce you, is there something you wanna tell meâ au
âIâm an elf with really bad aim so while hunting i accidentally shot you in the shoulder with an arrow iâm so sorry can i make it up to you in any way? oh shit youâre a wizard, please donât turn me into a frog iâll do anything you want me toâ au
âweâre coworkers and all the other employees ship us so just for fun we all go out clubbing/to a bar but little do we know its actually a plot they set up to get us to realize our supposed love for each other. wait youâre actually a really good dancer and your laugh is so endearing and, holy shit, maybe our colleagues were rightâ au
âi catch you at the bus terminal shivering your ass off because itâs 30 degrees and for some godforsaken reason youâre wearing a short sleeve t shirt, so out of pity i lend you my hoodie and you look so surprised itâs the cutest thing iâve ever seen, setting aside the fact that youâre a goddamn idiot, do you want to get sick?â au
(cont.)Â âyou look so sad and cold that i just tell you to keep my hoodie b/c you obviously need it more than i do. a week later i see you at a coffee shop/book store/etc. and youâre wearing my hoodie which you look so fucking tiny and cute in, and you just saw me and you look super embarrassed; you offer me it back but i tell you it suits you more and we end up talking and i buy you a drinkâ au
âweâre partners in cupcake wars and i never realized how cute you look with frosting on your face until now but no distractions, we have to fucking pummel these other teams because we are the best goddamn cupcake company in the universe WE CAN DO THISâ au
âiâm swimming laps in a lake alone at night and i thought no one else was here but i just swam right into you and uh?? youâre not wearing a shirt and youâre hot as hell pl ease take me right hereâ au
âi took you to my familyâs lakehouse and we went jetskiing which you were so adorably excited about b/c youâve never been, and when we drove around on the water at ungodly speeds u held onto me b/c there was nothing else to hold ontoâ au
âmy friends dared me to buy 20 condoms but i didnât realize that the cute cashier would be working tonight so i avoided eye contact as i piled them onto the counter and please stop laughing so hard, oh my god itâs for a dare okay iâve never had sex in my life and once you stopped laughing, i swear i fell in love with that sparkle in your eye as you grinned wildly at me and asked me out for a drinkâ au
âi accidentally called the wrong skype number and it turns out the person i called was you and youâre in a different time zone, so itâs 3am where you are and you just woke up and look fucking pissed but youâre cute so⌠letâs do this again when youâre not asleep. iâm more than willing to stay up into the dead of night to talk to youâ au
âiâm a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but youâre so goddamn clueless, please just notice me iâm so desperate for you itâs kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)â au