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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weāve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itās revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? Thatās lived in my mind for years and I havenāt seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list:
20. Princess Talia
and adding a few more contenders
21. Thyme
22. The Monster under the Bed
23. A Meaningful Death
24. Humans are unstoppableā¦until they arenāt
25. The Monster under the Fridge
26. Antler Guy
27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered:Ā
28. The Frog and the Scorpion
29. HSTHETE
30. The First Witch in the World
31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by ForestsĀ
32. A Faerie taking a NameĀ
33. The Dragon on the FarmĀ
34. Synovus & MenaceĀ
35. Raising the Anti-ChristĀ
36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of EarthĀ (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)Ā
37. Doctors without Bordersā¦in Space!Ā
38. The Villain-WranglerĀ
39. The Last ContactĀ
40. The 100 Parent-Point ChildrenĀ
41. And the Heavens WeptĀ
42. The Night GentlemanĀ
43. The Serpent God and their PriestessĀ
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
Arepo built a temple in his field, a humble thing, some stones stacked up to make a cairn, and two days later a god moved in.
āHope youāre a harvest god,ā Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks of wheat. āItād be nice, you know.ā He looked down at the ash smeared on the stone, the rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head. āI know itās not much,ā he said, his straw hat in his hands. āBut - Iāll do what I can. Itād be nice to think thereās a god looking after me.ā
The next day he left a pair of figs, the day after that he spent ten minutes of his morning seated by the temple in prayer. On the third day, the god spoke up.
āYou should go to a temple in the city,ā the god said. Its voice was like the rustling of the wheat, like the squeaks of fieldmice running through the grass. āA real temple. A good one. Get some real gods to bless you. Iām no one much myself, but I might be able to put in a good word?ā It plucked a leaf from a tree and sighed. āI mean, not to be rude. I like this temple. Itās cozy enough. The worshipās been nice. But you canāt honestly believe that any of this is going to bring you anything.ā
āThis is more than I was expecting when I built it,ā Arepo said, laying down his scythe and lowering himself to the ground. āTell me, what sort of god are you anyway?ā
āIām of the fallen leaves,ā it said. āThe worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth. Iām a god of a dozen different nothings, scraps that lead to rot, momentary glimpses. A change in the air, and then itās gone.ā
The god heaved another sigh. āThereās no point in worship in that, not like War, or the Harvest, or the Storm. Save your prayers for the things beyond your control, good farmer. Youāre so tiny in the world. So vulnerable. Best to pray to a greater thing than me.ā
Arepo plucked a stalk of wheat and flattened it between his teeth. āI like this sort of worship fine,ā he said. āSo if you donāt mind, I think Iāll continue.ā
āDo what you will,ā said the god, and withdrew deeper into the stones. āBut donāt say I never warned you otherwise.ā
Arepo would say a prayer before the morningās work, and he and the god contemplated the trees in silence. Days passed like that, and weeks, and then the Storm rolled in, black and bold and blustering. It flooded Arepoās fields, shook the tiles from his roof, smote his olive tree and set it to cinder. The next day, Arepo and his sons walked among the wheat, salvaging what they could. The little temple had been strewn across the field, and so when the work was done for the day, Arepo gathered the stones and pieced them back together.
āUseless work,ā the god whispered, but came creeping back inside the temple regardless. āThere wasnāt a thing I could do to spare you this.ā
āWeāll be fine,ā Arepo said. āThe stormās blown over. Weāll rebuild. Donāt have much of an offering for today,ā he said, and laid down some ruined wheat, ābut I think Iāll shore up this thingās foundations tomorrow, how about that?āĀ
The god rattled around in the temple and sighed.
A year passed, and then another. The temple had layered walls of stones, a roof of woven twigs. Arepoās neighbors chuckled as they passed it. Some of their children left fruit and flowers. And then the Harvest failed, the gods withdrew their bounty. In Arepoās field the wheat sprouted thin and brittle. People wailed and tore their robes, slaughtered lambs and spilled their blood, looked upon the ground with haunted eyes and went to bed hungry. Arepo came and sat by the temple, the flowers wilted now, the fruit shriveled nubs, Arepoās ribs showing through his chest, his hands still shaking, and murmured out a prayer.Ā
āThere is nothing here for you,ā said the god, hudding in the dark. āThere is nothing I can do. There is nothing to be done.ā It shivered, and spat out its words. āWhat is this temple but another burden to you?ā
āWe -ā Arepo said, and his voice wavered. āSo itās a lean year,ā he said. āWeāve gone through this before, weāll get through this again. So weāre hungry,ā he said. āWeāve still got each other, donāt we? And a lot of people prayed to other gods, but it didnāt protect them from this. No,ā he said, and shook his head, and laid down some shriveled weeds on the altar. āNo, I think I like our arrangement fine.ā
āThere will come worse,ā said the god, from the hollows of the stone. āAnd there will be nothing I can do to save you.ā
The years passed. Arepo rested a wrinkled hand upon the temple of stone and some days spent an hour there, lost in contemplation with the god.
And one fateful day, from across the wine-dark seas, came War.
Arepo came stumbling to his temple now, his hand pressed against his gut, anointing the holy site with his blood. Behind him, his wheat fields burned, and the bones burned black in them. He came crawling on his knees to a temple of hewed stone, and the god rushed out to meet him.
āI could not save them,ā said the god, its voice a low wail. āI am sorry. I am sorry. I am so so sorry.ā The leaves fell burning from the trees, a soft slow rain of ash. āI have done nothing! All these years, and I have done nothing for you!ā
āShush,ā Arepo said, tasting his own blood, his vision blurring. He propped himself up against the temple, forehead pressed against the stone in prayer. āTell me,ā he mumbled. āTell me again. What sort of god are you?ā
āI -ā said the god, and reached out, cradling Arepoās head, and closed its eyes and spoke.
āIām of the fallen leaves,ā it said, and conjured up the image of them. āThe worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth.ā Arepoās lips parted in a smile.
āI am the god of a dozen different nothings,ā it said. āThe petals in bloom that lead to rot, the momentary glimpses. A change in the air -ā Its voice broke, and it wept. āBefore itās gone.ā
āBeautiful,ā Arepo said, his blood staining the stones, seeping into the earth. āAll of them. They were all so beautiful.ā
And as the fields burned and the smoke blotted out the sun, as men were trodden in the press and bloody War raged on, as the heavens let loose their wrath upon the earth, Arepo the sower lay down in his humble temple, his head sheltered by the stones, and returned home to his god.
Sora found the temple with the bones within it, the roof falling in upon them.
āOh, poor god,ā she said, āWith no-one to bury your last priest.ā Then she paused, because she was from far away. āOr is this how the dead are honored here?ā The god roused from its contemplation.
āHis name was Arepo,ā it said,Ā āHe was a sower.ā
Sora startled, a little, because she had never before heard the voice of a god. āHow can I honor him?ā She asked.
āBury him,ā the god said, āBeneath my altar.ā
āAll right,ā Sora said, and went to fetch her shovel.
āWait,ā the god said when she got back and began collecting the bones from among the broken twigs and fallen leaves. She laid them out on a roll of undyed wool, the only cloth she had. āWait,ā the god said, āI cannot do anything for you. I am not a god of anything useful.ā
Sora sat back on her heels and looked at the altar to listen to the god.
āWhen the Storm came and destroyed his wheat, I could not save it,ā the god said, āWhen the Harvest failed and he was hungry, I could not feed him. When War came,ā the godās voice faltered. āWhen War came, I could not protect him. He came bleeding from the battle to die in my arms.ā Sora looked down again at the bones.
āI think you are the god of something very useful,ā she said.
āWhat?ā the god asked.
Sora carefully lifted the skull onto the cloth. āYou are the god of Arepo.ā
Generations passed. The village recovered from its tragediesāhomes rebuilt, gardens re-planted, wounds healed. The old man who once lived on the hill and spoke to stone and rubble had long since been forgotten, but the temple stood in his name. Most believed it to be empty, as the god who resided there long ago had fallen silent. Yet, any who passed the decaying shrine felt an ache in their hearts, as though mourning for a lost friend. The cold that seeped from the temple entrance laid their spirits low, and warded off any potential visitors, save for the rare and especially oblivious children who would leave tiny clusters of pink and white flowers that they picked from the surrounding meadow.
The god sat in his peaceful home, staring out at the distant road, to pedestrians, workhorses, and carriages, raining leaves that swirled around bustling feet. How long had it been? The world had progressed without him, for he knew there was no help to be given. The world must be a cruel place, that even the useful gods have abandoned, if farms can flood, harvests can run barren, and homes can burn, he thought.
He had come to understand that humans are senseless creatures, who would pray to a god that cannot grant wishes or bless upon them good fortune. Who would maintain a temple and bring offerings with nothing in return. Who would share their company and meditate with such a fruitless deity. Who would bury a stranger without the hope for profit. What bizarre, futile kindness they had wasted on him. What wonderful, foolish, virtuous, hopeless creatures, humans were.
So he painted the sunset with yellow leaves, enticed the worms to dance in their soil, flourished the boundary between forest and field with blossoms and berries, christened the air with a biting cold before winter came, ripened the apples with crisp, red freckles to break under sinking teeth, and a dozen other nothings, in memory of the man who once praised the godās work on his dying breath.
āHello, God of Every Humble Beauty in the World,ā called a familiar voice.
The squinting corners of the godās eyes wept down onto curled lips. āArepo,ā he whispered, for his voice was hoarse from its hundred-year mutism.
āI am the god of devotion, of small kindnesses, of unbreakable bonds. I am the god of selfless, unconditional love, of everlasting friendships, and trust,ā Arepo avowed, soothing the other with every word.
āThatās wonderful, Arepo,ā he responded between tears, āIām so happy for youāsuch a powerful figure will certainly need a grand temple. Will you leave to the city to gather more worshippers? Youāll be adored by all.ā
āNo,ā Arepo smiled.
āFarther than that, to the capitol, then? Thank you for visiting here before your departure.ā
āNo, I will not go there, either,ā Arepo shook his head and chuckled.
āFarther still? What ambitious goals, you must have. There is no doubt in my mind that you will succeed, though,ā the elder god continued.
āActually,ā interrupted Arepo, āIād like to stay here, if youāll have me.ā
The other god was struck speechless. āā¦. Why would you want to live here?ā
āI am the god of unbreakable bonds and everlasting friendships. And you are the god of Arepo.ā
two million people starving to death because it's geopolitically convenient and we're all expected to go about our day normally like the casual cruelty on display for the past two years has been so insane to me like i'm not even trying to make a point it's just truly something i can't wrap my mind around
Okay I get a lot of questions about what order the handplates comics go in because for a while I was a doofus and just did whatever scene I had in mind regardless of where in the timeline it fell because SURE THATāS NOT CONFUSING OR ANYTHING, so hereās all the comics in chronological order.
-Handplates-
Summary: An AU in which Sans and Papyrus were experiments of Gasterās and a lot of suffering ensues.
Status: Complete
Each comic usually has an LJ (or Dreamwidth) post listed as the source where I talk about random notes and details about each one. The main story is also on Comicfury, which is probably the most convenient and best looking place to read it, but I also mirrored this index on Pillowfort and I upload each bit of art to Deviantart too. On Devart, I link to stuff like dubs or translations (!) in the description for each one. If you do a dub or translation btw let me know! I think they are super cool, haha.
Each one is usually about a single self-contained moment, so while there is an order to them, they might not directly lead into or from each other. Sort of like chapters in a book I guess? Since this isnāt confusing enough already.
Oh also! For Mobile users, Iām noticing some of the links arenāt working⦠you might want to try using the Pillowfort index instead.Ā
āā//Main Plotline//
Faint memories - This technically falls later in the timeline since theyāre reminiscing about what happened, but I still think itās probably the best place to start the AU.
//Prehistory//
Hole punching
Donāt ask questions
You sort of look likeā¦
Try tapping the glass
A momentary lapse
//Early Days//
Waking up
Little Papyrus
Little Sans
Learning to talk
The brothersā first meeting
A brief and mostly unpleasant childhood (at the same time: You need to stop)
Bad choices
Youāre not handling this well
An attempt was made
//Eyes//
Permanent damage
Letās try again
Told you youād be fine
Do I know you?
//Hide and Seek//
Are you cheating or something??
Well since you asked
Scared all the time
//The Color Cube//
That was 90% gravity
How did you get that?
Healing
If I didnāt know you better
You tried your best
Why am I like this?
Of course Iāve seen kindness
//Seeing//
Beans are spilled
:/
Two sights
Worthless
Looking forward
A far-off promise
//A Level of Violence//
The brightest thing down here
It doesnāt matter why
Iāll cut you man ;_;
Just thinking out loud
I donāt want to kill anything
Bravery
My bad
//Blasters//
A tiny blunt-toothed baby head
Your damage output needs work
So those emotional issues you mentioned
//Blue Magic//
Itās not like heāll know
This could be considered overkill
(interlude)
What they call āforeshadowingā
Just another day
Soul talking
I plead the fifth
//Unforeseen Consequences//
Massive damage
I did it for you
A downward spiral
You were not the same after that
How dead are you inside
I can see you
In an isolated system
//Small Steps//
A strange, awkward dinner
Hey remember when
Hypothetically
Step it up already
The last resort
//Inter-Dimensional Fatigue//
Hey whatās goin on in here
Letās call it a draw
Well itās a start
(interlude ii)
Not to alarm you or anything
//The Point of No Return//
What a woman does is open doors
If I knew you once, now I know you less
Sow the windā¦
ā¦Reap the whirlwind
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So I was going to make a well-structured rec list, but the more I try to organize it, the less I can find a proper order. So I decided to do it from the most recently read fic to the oldest one in my AO3 history.
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Get You The Moon
BY: AClosedFicIsNeverRead
words: 180.785
Derek looked up in surprise to note that they were taking a private jet. Dread settled into his gut like a stone.
āIt has a cage, doesnāt it?ā he asked quietly, and noted the subtle changes in his family membersā posture. āIs it for me?ā
Cora gave him a pleading look and nodded.
āIs it because of what youāre going to tell me?ā he asked, voice like gravel.
Another nod confirmed it.
Stiles.
Oh, GOD. It had to be Stiles. Derek would not lose control over anyone else in Beacon Hills and they damned well knew it.
- OR -
The one where Derek has been gone for 6 months building a new life, finds out that Stiles is being assaulted by Theo, so he comes back to Beacon Hills to kick some serious ass and rescue the loudmouthed human who stole his heart.
(You will need ALL the tissues, but it will have a happy ending by the time all is said and done!)
Title inspired by song:
āGet You The Moonā
by Kina ft. Snow
(This fic is and always will be one of my favorites, it has a really special place in my heart. It has sensitive topics, so I recommend you read the tags, but it's worth going through all the angst to get to the happy ending, because it DOES have a happy ending.)
True Love's Kiss, Attempted Murder
by: cowboilikeme
Words: 120.040
Beacon Hills has never been the most normal of towns, but recently things have been happening that are getting harder and harder to explain. And it's becoming more difficult to keep the supernatural a secret when something newer, darker and scarier comes to town in the shape of a teenage girl. But she is only the beginning to their problems. And what she brings with her is the worst this town has seen in a while.
āWhatās so bad about getting a ride in this?ā Derek sounded like he was smiling, but as beautiful and unbelievable as that sounded, Stiles still refused to look at the man, āItās a good car.ā
āOvercompensating?ā Stiles ridiculed, knowing perfectly well that there was no way Derek wasnāt packing something impressive.
āI think we both know thatās not true,ā Derek was smirking when Stiles finally turned to him, if only in shock by the werewolfās statement.
āI think we both know there is no way I could know that,ā Stiles winced at how bitter he sounded, but once it was out, there was no point in trying to suck it back up.
(So this is the most recent fic I read, and I loved it, I really loved it too much, and it makes me really sad that it's not very well known or spread, because the characterization that the author puts to the characters is really realistic, it's literally like reading and imagining a different season of teen wolf, it really impressed me too much.
I highly recommend this fic, it's very good, and it may have some other unrelated things but they are not very relevant things, it doesn't affect the fic at all.
For real, run to read it! and comment what you think! Give the author a lot of love so that he/she continues writing more works of art in this fandom.)
Lead You Home Again
by;GotTheSilver
Words:49,962
The first time Derek meets Stiles, the kidās brown eyes are wide, and heās staring up at him with a mischievous grin as he tugs at the arm of Derekās first ever Batman figure like heās trying to separate it from Batmanās body.
An alternate take on Teen Wolf, wherein Stiles and Derek are childhood friends, and things unfold from there.
(I don't know about you, but I have a soft spot for fanfics where Derek and Stiles are childhood friends and grow up together, it's like really exciting to read, because this has a certain degree of canon, because it is known that Derek and Stiles knew each other as children but for some reason they have forgotten it? or decided to avoid it? I don't know, but I do know that you will love this fic, it is tooth rotting fluff, Okay, yes there is anguish, but afterwards everything is so fluff)
Fixing What Has Been Broken
by: JustJim & Useless_girl
Words: 102,205
Derek Hale is dead. Thatās something Stiles Stilinski refuses to believe even for a second once he gets the call from his dad. He heads back pissed, because heās convinced that he can fix that mess with or without the help of his old pack, because it is Beacon Hills weāre talking about. A town where no one stays dead for long. But maybe thereās more to fix along the wayā¦
Or our reply to the Teen Wolf Movie's mess.
(we all know how awful THAT movie was, so our beautiful authors use their talents to fix that terrible movie and give us this wonderful fanfic that is everything it should be, we have mpreg (yes beautiful, and beautiful mpreg that explains Eli's precious existence) we have a little bit of feral derek (I know, we all love when derek gets a little bit feral) and we have a damn happy ending which is the best of all.)
Lock All The Doors Behind You
by:entanglednow
Words:Ā 25,960
He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
(Yes, sorry, I really do have a guilty pleasure for feral derek, it's just that it's the moment where Derek allows himself to be honest with himself and his feelings, without so many complex thoughts that prevent him from acting on his instincts. And yes, his instincts always tell him that Stiles is his safe place, his anchor, he likes his smell and basically follows him everywhere because he likes him.)
don't know what i'm supposed to do (haunted by the ghost of you)
by: crazyassmurdererwall
Words:Ā 30,926
Stiles sees dead people. Yep. Seriously.
(Heās got this. HeāsĀ totallyĀ got this. So what if one of them is DerekāsĀ mom?)
(This one may seem funny (which it is) but it also has some sad backstories, it's actually a light and very entertaining read, you guys are going to love it, you'll probably get frustrated (like me) that Stiles doesn't tell Derek what's wrong.
I really recommend it, those scenes with Talia are painful and beautiful.)
Itās Not Pretend When Itās RealĀ
by: waterella
words: 32,741
āAt least we got this far,ā Stiles argued. āCouldāve been worse. For now, they know heās taken by someone in the pack.ā
āMm hm,ā Lydia said, giving him a look. āYou realize that you are now going to have to pretend to date Derek, right?ā
Stiles rolled his eyes. āOh no, what a hardship. That sucks, boo hoo.ā He motioned Derek emphatically. āHeās like, my best friend.ā
āHey!ā Scott insisted.
āHeās like, myĀ secondĀ best friend,ā Stiles amended. āItās fine, weāll figure it out. Right?ā He turned to grin at Derek, who was scowling at him.
(This is very funny, and just read it it's good, My favorite parts are where Derek keeps making excuses and Stiles only accepts them because they both want to keep kissing.)
The Price
by: theroguesgambit
Words:Ā 18,452
Stiles must surrender the most important thing in his life to protect the town⦠and no one can figure out what it was.
(you guys have no idea how good this fanfic is, please please do yourself a favor and go read it right now, it's painful to read but i promise it has a happy ending for derek and stiles.)
Getting Better
by: The BadassIsIn
Words:Ā 205,156
The season 4 rewrite absolutely no one asked for where Stiles actually deals with his trauma from the nogitsune instead of being a-ok with it all and added Sterek.
(So this is quite therapeutic to read, seeing how both boys deal with their traumas and get better together, it's really nice to read, but of course there is angst, but it has a happy ending, so don't worry, I would never recommend a fic that didn't have a happy ending for Der and Stiles.
So feel free to go read it and cry a little, get emotional and feel like a band-aid is put on your hearts as you see how our boys finally deal with their traumas.)
i fell into the moonĀ
by: Iscar123
Words:Ā 234,122
Laura Hale is arrested hours after returning to Beacon Hills. Derek Hale returns to town to bring his sister back home and together they are drawn into the mystery of a rogue wolf on their family land. They also can't seem to stop bumping into the Sheriff's son, Stiles.
Laura is determined to make Stiles her new best friend and Derek just wants everyone to survive so he can get the hell out of the town that took everything from him. Stiles just wants everyone to be happy.
(If you like fics where Laura appears, I really recommend this one, because Laura and Stiles become an amazing duo against Derek, it's very funny, but I recommend you read the one shot from where this fic is inspired first, it's very good too.
Derek using his charm with Stiles is my favorite thing ever.)
can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?Ā
by: whiry
Words:Ā 120,369
here's something strange about Beacon Hills.
Stiles can't really put his finger on it, but the way certain classmates look at him at school and the way certain adults look at him in the grocery store has him curious. And it's not the sort of pitying looks that his mom's coworkers used to give him, but these ones are longer, more searching, like they're looking for something. Not to mention the weird noises that sometimes come from the woods when he runs, too human to be animal and too animal to be human. Plus the way the Hales have seemed to sequester themselves to the wild and give Stiles serious Cullen family vibes.
But Stiles, like everyone else apparently, ignores it. Until it becomes too great to ignore and he has to investigate for himself and find out what is actually going on in Beacon Hills.
+++
Or, the one where Stiles and Derek meet, hate each other, slowly get to know one another, and fall totally head over heels for each other all while avoiding curious classmates, an angry ex-girlfriend, and, oh yeah, imminent death.
(If you like alternative universe- High School fics like I do, then you have to read this one, plus the entire Hale family is alive, and the werewolves are revealed, and Derek and Stiles have this awkward crush on each other that slowly develops. You HAVE to read this, it's spectacular. And cora is cora haha)
Molten
by: sugareey & wolfspurr
Words:Ā 27,896Ā
"Stiles, is that you?"
He recognizes that voice. He doesnāt know why heās hearing it here though, in whatever cold, dark cave heās found himself in. The owner of that voice is supposed to be miles away, back home in Beacon Hills. Unless Stiles is the one thatās ended up further from home than he could possibly have predicted.
"Derek?!"
(I like fics where Derek and Stiles are put in a cave or cage, and they only have each other to get out of that scary situation, but Derek's wolf always ends up very attached to Stiles. This is kind of like that.)
Spellbinding MishapĀ
by: Wasterella
Words:Ā 45,855
Stiles winced, rubbing the back of his neck, and looked over at Derek again. āSo... you know how you told me not to touch anything?ā
Derek stared at him for a second, not seeming to understand, and then Stiles knew theĀ momentĀ it clicked because his entire face set so concretely it might as well have been carved out of stone.
āWhat?ā Scott asked, looking between them, confused. āWhatās going on? I donāt understand. What happened?ā
āYeah,ā Stiles said slowly. āSo the thing is, I uh, touched something. In the Witchās house. And Derek came in and grabbed it from me. So he also touched it. And now it uh, it seems like whenever the two of us are a certain distance apart, we start getting sick. Or like, double over in pain. Or, you know, start dying.ā
(Derek and Stiles are cursed and consequently can't be away from each other, so if you want to have a laugh, you can read this fic.)
Not So Boring
by: wasterella
Words:Ā 69,062
āIt was an accident!ā Stiles continued, trying desperately to explain that this was all aĀ hugeĀ misunderstanding and that the DemonĀ clearlyĀ had to cut him some slack here.
It didnāt seem like he would be getting his wish, because the Demonās annoyance melted into frustrated incredulity and he said dryly, āYou summoned me by accident.ā
āYes!ā Stiles insisted.
āHow is that even possible? How do youĀ accidentallyĀ summon a Demon?ā
āYou know, byĀ accident!ā Stiles argued.
āSo youĀ accidentallyĀ drew the summoning sigil into the floor, and youĀ accidentallyĀ had an offering available, and youĀ accidentallyĀ stood in the circle whileĀ accidentallyĀ reading the summoning spell?ā the Demon asked dryly.
Okay, well when it was said likeĀ that, Stiles could understand the skepticism.
(And I close this rec list with another fic of our beloved westerella, and this is one where derek is a demon and stiles accidentally summons him.
And it's really funny honestly, you have to read it, it's great!)
After months and months I finally bring you these recommendations, and I promise to bring you more, but I won't commit to saying that it will be soon.
Please tell me if you've already read any of the fics I put on the list, and tell me what you think of these recommendations, is there anything in particular that you would like me to recommend? Please let me know.
And if you have any to recommend to me, I would really appreciate it, tell me which is your favorite fic and I will read it.
marvey is currently my most bookmarked ship, so trust me when i say i've been around the bend for marvey content. i have dug through a lot of it the past few months, so trust that these fics have been highly rated!
fics are loosely grouped, with the summary and my thoughts under the cut :3 no spoilers ofc bc i love you
MY PERSONAL FAVOURITES
A Specter-Ross Affair by @frivoloussuits (15k+, au)
āYou ordered an āextra-hot, extra-wet cappuccino, single-origin, properly layered, to-go and ready five minutes ago to make up for your service speed or lack thereof.āā
In which Mike is a barista, Rachel is a lawyer, and Harvey is paid excessive amounts of money to plan their joyous Christmas wedding.
"Love is just a particularly socially accepted form of fraud. It's a series of increasingly complex and fragile deceptions between two or more people, and, more alarmingly, between each participant and their own deluded subconscious."
i literally cannot recommend this fic enough. this might be my favourite read of the entire year, dead serious. this sounds fluffy but trust me, the pining and the angst go well like salt on a chocolate chip cookie: extremely decadent. everything about this fic goes insane and this should be your gateway drug into marvey, im so serious about this. READ IT. (weddingplanner!harvey)
of all the gin joints by @frivoloussuits (10k+, au)
Hanging around aĀ neighborhood bar one night, Harvey befriends a guy named Mike after realizing they can both quote The Princess Bride on demand.
In the lawĀ offices of Rand, Kaldor, Zane and Pearson, senior partner Harvey Specter takes on an unusual case, representing his managing partner's daughter as she divorces a Michael James Ross.
Harvey sees noĀ connection until it's far too late.
"Theyāre playing a virtuosic duet with inhuman ease, as if the intoxication has broken their boundaries and blurred them into a single entity."
this. obsessed with fics that really use the law in their plots, and this is a prime example. a lot of chemistry in this one that is described in a way that makes you jealous of the bond they share and there are still lines in this fic that i think about almost everyday but honestly, such a top-tier read. PLEASE PLEASE IF YOU LIKE SUFFERING ANF REALLY REALLY GOOD CHEMISTRY PLEASE
5U175 by Closer (26k, canon-adjacent)
Harvey sometimes moonlights as a Star Trek BNF. Mike might have an attitude problem on the internet. TiberiusGhost is strangely compelling, for a recluse who never goes to meetups, and Harvey's finding this kid Photohead vaguely familiarā¦
i know that the terminology in this one is hella old-school but trust me. as someone who doesnt read a lot of fandom fics, this fic has changed it all for me (also bc the author replied to my comment hehehe) stick with this fic because the way fandom weaves with the character development is absolutely delicious, i remember saying this in my og comment but this fic was written with love for fandom and you should definitely read it too!!! you'd absolutely love it! (also ben stans rise up ^^)
fics to sink your teeth into (20k+)
needs must by @melthemagpie (98k+, au)
When Grammy needs an upgrade in care, Mike knows that the usual one-off gig as a paid submissive won't be enough. He takes a job he's been refusing for a while - a long-term, full-time contract.
He expects his client to be a sadistic asshole. He expects not to like it. He's wrong on both counts.
this is a fandom classic, every fic rec has this on the list (cw for dom/sub and prostitution, so if you're uncomfy please dont read) but i swear there are so many romantic moments in this one that make me swoon and the smut is very good, i usually tap out in long fics really quickly but this hooked me the whole way through twice. thats my ringing endorsement, READ THIS
Lobster and Other Catastrophes by @andthetardis (21k, canon-compliant)
After months of silence, Mike starts texting Harvey again out of the blue.
Funny thing to do on his honeymoon, really.
BRO PLEASE. this was so good. angsty and pining-y enough even though it's mostly a text fic. text fics to me are more like comedic, but this one had substance and heart (and funny and enjoyable btw). pulls you in and really makes you want to stick it out and get to the beautiful ending <333 (harvey being soft is probably a category on its own :3)
The Game by @frivoloussuits (27k, hunger games au)
Harvey Specter and Donna Paulsen are efficient and elegant killers. They have trained since childhood, mentored personally by Jessica Pearson and marked for years as District 1's Tributes for the Hunger Games.
Mike Ross is an orphan from District 12, a drug dealer, and an underage gambler. After years of scrutinizing the Hunger Games on TV to make savvy bets, he finds himself on the wrong side of the camera, now playing the odds just to survive.
Harvey and Mike cannot, should not trust each other. Still, they strike a backroom deal.
"Because heās clever and quick-thinking and heās learned her main lesson wellā donāt love anyone you wouldnāt be willing to see dead. Ideally, donāt love anyone at all."
I READ THIS WHEN I WAS REVISITING HUNGER GAMES AND OHHHHH THIS HAS THE ANGST. absolutely riveting. ths is the third fic im reccing from them bc i love frivoloussuits. i would die for them HHFSHFHKSDGDHFG i love the angst and the life-threatening situations that the hunger games provide and harvey as a career is correct. its just correct. everything here grips my soul
Disaster Stories by agatestones (22k, canon-compliant)
"Hold on," Mike asked, "you made Donna come into work in the middle of a blizzard?"
"I don't make Donna do anything. Haven't you learned by now?" Harvey gave Mike a mean little smile, but under that was relief for anyone to see. "You, I can make come into the office in a blizzard."
reads like a novella to me, and it's really good!!! very episodic and you really feel like these are things that have happened in universe. its very slice of lifey and i reread it a lot as a comfort read, its like a big hug to me
Pizza and a Movie by Closer (30k+, au)
In an alternate universe, Harvey's still a lawyer but Mike's not a pot runner -- he's a deliveryman for Rollo's Pizza and Ribs, which happens to be Harvey's favorite pizza place. Once Harvey finds out his pizza guy is a genius, Mike's life takes a few turns he would not have expected...
i swear this is the most rom-commy fic marvey has to offer. i like aus that slap me in the face more with the alternate universe, but this is such a rom-com plot. fandom classic as well and it really reads like a hugh grant 90s movie and if thats not enough to pull you in idk what will tbh
Imprimatur by Closer (22k, au)
Mike was raised to believe Imprint was a life-changing event for those few lucky enough to experience it. Harvey was raised to believe it was a form of mental illness. When it actually happened, neither of them noticed.
this goes absolutely crazy. one of those fics where you read it and you almost want to throw your phone at the wall because the characters could make it so easy if they werent so stupid (but in a good way of course) but the way it was written, you feel the depth of the soulmate bond and why its so important (which a lot of soulmate aus forget to do loll) but goes down like an expensive and delicious dinner :)
afternoon reads (10k+)
Sony SRF-39FP by @frivoloussuits (11k+, canon-adjacent)
Anita Gibbs wonāt settle for Mike, not when there are name partners within her reach. She offers only one dealā two years, no other charges against anyone else in the firm, as long as Harvey Specter turns himself in. And even as Donna and Jessica and Louis and Mike beg him not to, he jumps on the grenade.
āTime to get busy living or get busy dying,ā he remarks, and Mike gives a small chuckle. Then Harvey smirks, straightens his suit jacket, and strides into FCI Danbury.
āI canāt believe theyāre trying to lock you in a box and forget about you,ā Mike sighs as he leaves.
āWell, as long as you donāt forget me, I figure Iāll survive.ā
āMaybe you havenāt noticed, but forgettingās never been my strong suit.
cw for depersonalization and desc of solitary confinement, very very heavy but the way mike is there throughout everything makes my heart twinge. i really dont know how to describe this fic at all but its really good. it makes me cry a lot. also made me start listening to jazz which- uh
Here at the end of all things by @tattooedsiren (10k, au)
When he arrives at the Pearson Hardman building the lights are dimmed and the floor is deserted. His feet carry him to Harvey's office even though he expects it to be empty. Because Harvey probably fled the city via helicopter or teleporter or sheer force of will. But when he approaches the office he can see that Harvey is there. He has moved the couch so that it now faces the floor to ceiling windows and Mike silently sits beside Harvey, joins him in looking down at the chaos engulfing the city below. [Apocalypse AU]
I LOVE APOCALYPSE FICS UP UP UP badass!harvey makes me bark, but im a really big fan of people who find happiness in the worst circumstances and this fic does it so so so well. reminds me a lot of tlou episode like 2? the one with the strawberries. please this is what i revisit when i miss marvey and i dont have a lot of time because the world and the characters are jsut so delicious!!!
quick reads (1k+)
This Love is Silent by kim47 (8k, canon-compliant)
She should have known.
She had known, that something was off, at least. She knew he was hiding something. She just never imagined it could be this.
Despite Harvey's warnings, Mike tells Rachel the truth about everything. She's shocked, naturally, and more than a little angry, but she agrees to keep his secret, and even to date him.
So when they break up, Harvey goes into damage-control mode.
RACHEL!! HELLO RACHEL!! im always up for smart and discerning rachel (this shows up in of all the gin joints too btw!!!) this runs realistic to me because it shows that rachelxmike arent some hopelessly wrong for each other couple, they have good and bad times. this feels more real to me than other fics bc its not like the world conspires for marvey to be apart, its just life. i know this makes it sound so sad, and it is, but trust me: this is really really really good i love this so much
an archive of harvey specter's expressions by @frivoloussuits (2k, canon-compliant)
Five old expressions that Mike rediscovers in new contexts once he and Harvey are (finally) together, and one that he sees for the first time.
Alternatively titled āAn Ode to Gabriel Machtās Face.ā
this was written for me. this is literally me. writing fic because gabriel macht is too pretty, like this fic is literally for me. a lot of peering at him to get this fic as masterfully written as it is, and i thank you author everyday for it. to me, this reads like it's been written with love and care and true adoration (Truly, like Mike)
Coffee-Cart Client Privilege by @frivoloussuits (7k, au)
Mike runs a coffee cart. The coffee cart.
"Why not? They're too big and dense to be a snack." So are you, Mike thinks, and yet.
IM SORRY I KEEP RECCING FRIVOLOUS SUITS THEYRE MY FAVOURITE WRITER IN THIS FANDOM HFBKABFDKHFBHKDSA this has the hand-wavy logic the show has itself but mike's internal monologue in this one is one of the best ive ever read and the way mike's integrated in the offices is just so well-done ahhhh
Objection by yeah its frivoloussuits again i feel bad tagging them like 7 times (2k, canon-adjacent)
When Mike announces heās leaving, Harvey plans to hide the jagged pieces of his broken heart deep inside, where no one will ever find them.
His heart would like to object.
BIGG fan of physical hurt/comfort!!!! also big fan of people absolutely freaking out in the hospital in fics, it makes me bounce of the wall!! very short but the angst and love really hits you quick and leaves you on the floor gasping for air. very good (also cant prove this but im very sure this is a scrubs reference.t hanks)
Excerpts From The Gospel of Harvey Specter, edited by Michael "Forever Awesome" Ross, 2011, 1st Ed, by @rcmclachlan (7k, canon compliant)
Mike can totally read people. Well, most people. Some people. Or maybe just Harvey, who's pretty much an open book.
this one's really funny! it doesent follow direct prose and instead plays a lot with the setting its in (where mike's a documenter of harvey) and its just so funny and adorable. has a lot of heart too, it isn't just crack or anything but you really feel everything mike does as he writes all this, read this!!1
One More Sleepless Night by @sal_si_puedes (9k, au)
Soul Bonds are one-sided ā thereās usually mutual affection, but only one party feels the crippling need to be together as often as possible. If separated at length from their love, that party becomes crushed by longing, panic, and sheer hopelessness, and so it is illegal to forcibly keep Soulmates apart.
Some days, Harvey Specter hates the Bond that skews his judgement and weakens his resolve, and he fears what would happen if anyone in his world ever discovers he is so compromised. He certainly never planned to disclose the Bond for the first time in the middle of Anita Gibbsā office, in a last-ditch attempt to invalidate the deal sending Mike to prison.
HSDGFHSDKGHRLKGHK THIS FIC. i love fics that use more than just prose to tell their stories (see above fic) and this does my favourite thing that soulmate aus do, which is where they integrate in-universe explanations for the phenomenon. the amount of work and dedication put into this fic makes it absolutely sing and was absolutely lovely!!
also pspspsps
golden like the daffodils by @mini-mart (2k, canon-compliant)
Poetry holds meaning, for anyone who reads it. It obscures and dances around the literal and metaphorical, because itās imbued with so much of something that it overflows out of any definition. It can make someone mad, or lovesick, or aroused, and the reactions would be absolutely warranted.
Mike is poetry, to Harvey.
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Harvey Specter could be a good politician, as he believes in pragmatism over poetry. He won't let his progress fall apart, won't let someone knock it down.
And then someone unceremoniously cracks open a suitcase at his feet.
Or: Harvey, pretty boys and poetry.
yeah yeah i wrote this yeah yeah self promo smth smth
there's a lot more that isn't here but i'll probably write a new one when i go for a deep dive through the ship tags again :3
^^ ao3 etiqutte applies! if you like the fic, kudos and comment and bookmark!! show your love! happy reading marveys! my gift to u :3
Wind Me Down | 2,307 |Ā Prismatic Bell (PrismaticBell)
Summary: The mission went wrong. The rescue went wrong. The hotel room? That went REALLY wrong.
being with you (is the best of all) | 3,029 |Ā thestalwartheart / @thestalwartheart
Summary: āWeāre an intelligence agency, not a brothel,ā says Tanner, mildly. āIām simply pointing out your options.ā
āThank you. I think Iāll decide my options for myself.ā
In which James Bond wants nobody else but Q, not even if it will make his job easier.
living on the fault line | 3,271 |Ā thestalwartheart / @thestalwartheart
Summary: āI love you. God, I love you so much, you infuriating, anachronistic relic.ā
Bond has a close call with Q on the line.
(see more recommendations below!)
a pox on all your machines | 3,508 |Ā scioscribe / @scioscribe
Summary: āYouāre an expert at the challenging, though. I have handledāpersonally, mind youāthree double-O agents, and not one of them has been the exasperation that you so continuously prove. You donāt think. Someone who doesnāt think doesnāt deserve hot water.ā
Or, the one where Q controls the universe with technology and Bond is trying to avoid complications (like falling for the voice in his head).
These Days, Cupid's A Sniper | 3,711 |Ā Kryptaria / @kryptaria & zooeyscigar
Summary: Being one of Cupid's specialists isn't an easy job ā especially not when your target is that paranoid bastard, James Bond.
Sans VĆŖtements | 5,326 |Ā Catchclaw
Summary: Bond has a different relationship with nudity than most people. Of this Q is quite sure.
Summary: When you touch me, my mind is gone. The only words I know are lost inside your body.
Q is touch-starved and lonely. Bond's return to London is possibly the worst and the best thing to happen to him.
The Omelette is symbolic | 6,047 |Ā Mishka10
Summary: "He expects to find Q staring at some screen, already at work for the day, the time for them- the moments of connection- set aside for duty for another day. Ā Maybe he would get a weary smile over Qās cup of tea on his way out the door- but he expected nothing more. "
Bond has made a habit of breaking into Q's apartment. It is casual, meaningless, not regular enough to be routine. and decidedly not domestic.
Until it is.
The More Loving One | 9,156 |Ā Aniron84Ā / @aniron84
Summary: On this particular Wednesday, heās so engrossed in his blueprints and his midday cup of tea that he barely acknowledges Bond when he sidles in and leans on Qās worktable, hands braced on either side of the trace paper.
āCan you take me to a gay bar?ā Bond asks.
Q spits his tea all over the blueprints.
black as night, sweet as sin | 2,223 |Ā thestalwartheart / @thestalwartheart
Summary: āYou donāt drink coffee. Not at home, at least, which meansāā
āYou learned how to make a proper pot of tea, so Iā¦" Q trails off. "Thereās no need to make a fuss about it.ā
When Bond moves his espresso machine to Q's house, Q puts his mind to learning a new skill.
by any other name | 3,083 |Ā thestalwartheart / @thestalwartheart
Summary: āMy name is Pussy Galore.ā
Q doesnāt process his honest-to-god spit take until he sees the tea all over his soaked desk.
Five times James Bond encounters women with absurd names, and one where he finds out a perfectly ordinary one.
all the miles between us | 3,939 |Ā thestalwartheart / @thestalwartheart
Summary: āLooking good, 007.ā
The compliment halts Bond in his tracks. Itās not Moneypennyās sultry voice in his ear. Nor is it Tannerās, with its warm, friendly professionalism.
Bond searches around the exterior of the hotel for cameras. One glints at him from above the entrance, reflecting the dayās sunlight back at him. Itās a hot summer afternoon in Dubrovnik, and he doesnāt have plans to kill anyone until at least tomorrow.
All in all, itās a terrific day to be called good-looking, especially by his Quartermaster.
Q likes giving Bond compliments, but there seems to be a catch.
some guys just can't hold their arsenic | 5,870 |Ā pdameron / @senatorgana
Summary: āMotherfucking - goddamn - fucking shit!ā
āGood lord, Q,ā Bond says from behind him with no small amount of amusement. āOne would think youād never been in a quarantine before.ā
I Don't Take Your Pleasure For Granted | 6,233 |Ā Catchclaw
Summary: Q tries to talk himself out of having a crush on James Bond. Bond makes that rather difficult.
Peace Is An Interlude Between Wars | 7,553 |Ā blackidyll / @blackidyll
Summary: There's something terribly fragile about the limp body currently cradled in Jamesās arms. James has never had the opportunity to catch Q in a moment of rest or slumber, so he doesnāt know if Q always looks so utterly defenceless whenever heās asleep, or whether he just looks that way when unconscious and beaten to within an inch of his life.
Itās not a piece of knowledge James ever wanted possession of, but he knows what the latter looks like now.
an oral history | 10,281 |Ā 8611 / @deepspacebison
Summary: The end of the world has come and gone, and now Q has nowhere to go.
Summary: In which an agent returns from the dead, finds a stray burglar, and falls in what might just be love, despite the dog's help.
In the Dark | 23,345 |Ā beaubete
Summary: As the lights begin to fail, Babylon-on-Thames begins to fall.
Old Gods, New Tricks | 34,631 |Ā BootsnBlossoms / @bootsnblossoms & Kryptaria / @kryptaria
Summary: As MI6's senior quartermaster, Q is accustomed to dealing with all manner of oddities. But an agent who won't stay dead, a bomb in his office, and bad tea all combine to make for a stressful day. The muggers on the way home only make matters worse.
And that's before the owl shows up.
Troubleshooting | 2,215 |Ā beaubete
Summary: Q needs to assess Bondās vital responses in order to fine-tune his tech so the alarm will stop waking him to tell him Bond is dying each time he gets off.
Tonight, 3 | 2,921 | beaubete
Summary: When Bond sees something he ought not to have seen, he and Q work out an unusual arrangement.
First Flight | 3,431 |Ā Castillon02 / @castillon02
Summary: Q's isn't afraid of flying; he's turned on by it.
the pitfalls of control | 3,569 |Ā cicak / @cicaklah
Summary: āBut there's different levels, isn't there?ā Bond presses. āDoes he look at your mouth, your wrists, your fingers? Does he invite you to look at him instead? Is he someone who never breaks eye contact? Is he one of those men who wants you to proposition him?ā
āHow many men have you dated?ā Q asks, fascinated.
āWrong questionā, Bond replies, āyou want to ask how many of those men I've been.ā
Summary: āIām going to make a mess of you,ā Bond promises him, removing the glasses carefully from his face and folding them up. āIām going to fucking take you apart, Q, until youāre sobbing for it.ā
the ballad of you (and your brain) | 5,585 |Ā thestalwartheart / @thestalwartheart
Summary: Itās the hands he notices first.
James Bond has a thing for competence. Maybe that's why he likes certain parts of Q so much.
bloody mary | 7,177 |Ā Path_Finder
Summary: James held up a hand. āAre you turned on by this?ā
Q stammered for a moment.
His eyes caught on the blood that had stopped falling from James's nose but which still coated his face. The shreds missing from his shirt and the holster that sat, empty, with the gun abandoned a few meters away on the ground. His shirt sleeves were stained to hell and back. He was panting, chest heaving from the exertion heād just put himself through. His fingers were caked with brown and dark red, an unholy mixture of dirt and blood coming together to cover his calloused skin.
Q swallowed. āYou know, I think I might be.ā
Q discovers a new kink. James is happy to indulge.
Ashes Over Dust | 11,256 |Ā Brokenpitchpipe
Summary: āWhat are you doing?ā
Q swallows. āEither Iām wrong and youāll never find out, or Iām right and youāll forgive me.ā
Mallory sighs, sending static in his ear.Ā āAre you going to get yourself killed?ā
āWasnāt planning on it, but if you insist.ā
All The Right Moves | 18,798 |Ā KatieComma / @katiecomma
Summary: James is intrigued by Q, and propositions him.
Q turns him down.
The game of cat and mouse begins.
We Lost the Rulebook | 21,149 |Ā midrashic / @midrashic
Summary: How James Bond won the heart of his quartermaster through a judicious application of spycraft, subliminal messaging, and cooperative board games.
AKA the board game Christmas fic.
Summary: Bond gripped Qās hair, just shy of too rough and pulled him closer, testing, wanting to wipe that smug look off Qās fucking beautiful face. āWell if not that, how would you characterise ourāā he paused, letting the next word come out slowly, tinted black with implication, āāarrangement?ā
Qās eyes met Bondās as he very gradually closed the distance between them, never blinking, even as his lips brushed 007ās in a shared breath that was electric with promise. āMutually assured destruction.ā
Wherein Bond and Q can't seem to realize what their feelings are doing until they realize it. Hard.
does anyone know a superbat fic on ao3 where superbat (who knows each other's identities) are in a fwb relationship (but supes ofc is already halfway in love), and bruce flakes out on clark at every special event (bruce's birthday, valentine's) and on clark's birthday, he's at his room in the watchtower and bro is just done with the relationship, and finally wants out cause he's tired, then goes out and finds b saying "happy birthday" and clark was so happy he kissed bruce only to find it was a surprise party with the entire jl, which made him a little down. later bruce comes into his workplace with a bouquet and asks to start over, saying that he knows clark very well and knows that b's actions have disappointed him, but he wants to try again.
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hello! are you still doing sterek recs? if so do you know of any good ones where stiles has no idea how gorgeous he is/has no idea how obsessed derek is with him and genuinely thinks he doesnāt stand a chance in hell??? my heart burns for the drama
Sure! May I offer you these?
Gorgeous by Asterekmess (Livinginfictions)
Derek didnāt actually notice anything strange until the middle of the packās second year, but once he realized how many layers of clothing Stiles wore all the time, he couldn't stop noticing it. Curiosity and worry ate away at him every time the weather turned warm, until he felt he had to do something about it.
The Courting Dilemmas of a Spark and a Werewolf Prince by greenleaf
Talia smiled calmly. āI am well aware that you are not a werewolf, my darling, but I thought this would be the best reading material for you to use as reference. After all, how would you know how to act during a courting ritual if you do not study it?ā
āBut I donāt⦠Iām notā¦ā Stiles narrowed his eyes at her. āAre you setting me up with someone?ā
Talia rolled her eyes at him. āDonāt be obtuse, my darling. Why would I set you up with someone āā
āOh, well, thatās good, becauseāā
āāwhen I have a son who is already perfectly enamored with you?ā
There's a Wolf in My Bed by halcyon1993
Three weeks after helping Derek stop his uncle, Stiles returns home from school to find the new alpha fast asleep on his bed. He doesn't know what to do about it, especially when it keeps happening.
What's Held on Our Shoulders by chameleonoverhere
Derek drops Stiles off at school, and this attracts the unwanted attention and harassment of some kid. He exploits Stiles' greatest insecurity, has him asking questions about his relationship with Derek that he never had before.
Pack nights are not for getting laid by igotdamn
Stiles goes out clubbing, Derek doesn't like that very much.
Unknown Power by LadyDrace
Stiles never really understood what Derek actually saw in him. But thanks to some filth and the scientific method, he finally starts getting the hint
Stiles is a Hottie series by dragon_temeraire
A series of unrelated fics where Stiles is just too hot. (I love this trope, so I will probably end up writing a lot for this)
it's obvious, you're oblivious by EvanesDust
Derekās new roommate is alpha bait but seems disinterested in everyoneāespecially Derek.
Stiles is suddenly popular, but can't seem to catch the interest of the only alpha he actually likes.
ā¦or the one where Stiles and Derek get paired together in room assignments and are secretly in love with the other.
Oh. . . you love me? by yeemo_crack
Stiles is bait. . . again. Stiles is injured. . . again. His wounds are so bad he ends up in hospital, and is shocked to find Derek there when he wakes up. What follows is a very interesting conversation with said Sourwolf where feelings are revealed and Stiles says some very dumb things.
Excerpt
As he traced the lines on his palm he also gradually drew away Stilesā pain. The relief was dizzying, so as a result Stiles said something dumb.
āCareful Dramawolf, if you carry on like this people might start to think youāre in love with me or something.ā
How to Woo Your Local Omega by alocalband
Stiles knows a pity gift when he sees one. Mostly because thatās all heās ever gotten from anyone since the moment he hit puberty.
erroneous manoeuvres by slippingfromreality
"Hey, Stilinski!ā
Stiles clenches his teeth. āWhat do you want, Hale?ā he shouts back, not bothering to turn around. The smug smirk thatās most likely waiting for him is already seared into his mind from overexposure.
āA date!ā the answer comes, still as loud, and most of the bystanders giggle or snort in Stilesā direction.
Stiles rolls his eyes. This is the third time this week. Heād complain that Haleās jokes are getting pretty stale, but heād probably be milking this situation for all that itās worth, too, if their roles were reversed. āWrong aisle,ā he grouses back, ātry the bakery section. I hear they have fresh tarts.ā
Or, in which Stiles grievously misjudged his bullying situation.
Other fic recs: pack mom!Stiles | angsty fics | historical AU | baby/mpreg | outsider POV | possessive Derek | smut | hurt/comfort | magical Stiles | mafia | Stiles gets kicked out of the pack | BAMF!Stiles | witch!Stiles | creature!Stiles + pt2 | bad friend Scott | unrequited love | werewolf!Stiles | dark sterek | single parent!Stiles | feral Derek | arranged marriage | Stiles is underestimated
Absolutely irrelevant but the day Deltarune ch3/4 drops finally Istg Iām clearing my entire schedule for the day, NOTHING takes priority, Iām gonna treat it like a fucking national holiday
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