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Jules of Nature
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going through my tumblr blog that i made when i was 16 as a 21-year-old and i'm seeing so many posts that i reblogged and almost definitely did NOT get back then but find fucking hilarious now
dear lord this blog is an actual time capsule, i'll be busy with this for a while
update: i have continued scrolling and what the fuck was I doing reblogging fate grand order posts, i started getting into the fate series like last year
anyways the post about paul bunyan being immediately adopted is now finally extremely relevant to my life, i love her
going through my tumblr blog that i made when i was 16 as a 21-year-old and i'm seeing so many posts that i reblogged and almost definitely did NOT get back then but find fucking hilarious now
dear lord this blog is an actual time capsule, i'll be busy with this for a while
i haven't updated my tumblr bio in five years and this is so fucking funny to me
"male"
"heterosexual"
yeah, sure thing, you very blatantly gay 16-year-old, whatever you say
anyways! maybe i'm back to doing tumblr stuff! missed this place a lot
Terrible campaign concept: a vampire the masquerade campaign where the Masquerade is exclusively referred to by every npc as 'Vampire the Masquerade'
The patriarch looks upon your party with narrowed eyes, then lets free a sly smile. "Go, then, but do not let this happen again. You know the consequences of breaking the Vampire the Masquerade. After all, it'd be a shame to ruin your Anniversary Edition.
Every npc talks like this and are actively confused if you point it out
bonus terrible points if you replace every instance of the word 'vampire' with 'Vampire the Masquerade'
The civilian stumbles through the alleys, barely able to keep on their feet. They try to scream but no noise can be made, as if their throat seized shut. As you loom over them, eyes shining red in the dark night, they manage through pained tears, "I-It's not possible.. you can't beâŚ" You grin, urging them to scream out the name of their nightmares. "Y-you're⌠you're a Vampire the MasqueradeâŚ"

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Hot take: if the raven queen keeps making sentient weapons that are fully capable of forming hexblade pacts, the raven queen has the same role as the mascot of a magical girl anime
canon snake: absolute tactical genius, master of martial arts and total knowledge of weapons, fluent in like 6 languages
fanon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel
also canon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel
Video
This was wonderfully hilarious
Working video link: https://youtu.be/5WTkJHHF4B4
this is like the ideal job
This is just an average preschool.
SHEâS DOING HER BEST
im sueing them for stealing my life story
@tooiconic Is this what itâs really like? Iâm thinking about being a teacher
This is absolutely what my class feels like. LOL
Eight is always great.
"protomen act 3 is gonna be so dope, can't wait until it's finally released!"
- posted 6 years ago

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I canât wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas:
Baptism water park
Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip
Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one of the priests in order to be forgiven)
Buff Jesus
Every choir song is replaced with âSmoothâ by Carlos Santana
A 15 min period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all
Taking candy from a baby is seen as evil but itâs actually good because candy is bad for babies.
Umm excuse me what the fuck
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Oh. Wait- Never mind. Iâll let you live this time buzzfeed⌠this time
you know how pokemon will all have a characteristic in their summery like âoften scatters thingsâ or âoften dozes offâ or something? would b funny if one of them was âprone to melancholyâ
tag yourself iâm âoften lost in thoughtâ or âalert to soundsâ

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im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. âwhat if i want to use this for studying laterâ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life