all i do is reblog eat hot chip and lie

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

hey. You don’t have to be human if don’t want. Humanity is a construct. Be a dog. Be a plant. Be a machine.

nahhh I like this. this is good. I have fingers (long, funny looking, kind of awesome) and scary eyes (fun) and I can drink coffee (I love psychoactive stimulants) and I can stand on my hind legs (looks ridiculous in a good way). I just ALSO happen to be another thing (stands there smiling and says nothing more)

I think having his url scooped up by a Tumblr Lesbian who immediately can't keep up the kayfabe, is bad at characterizing him when they do, and immediately succumbs to beefing and vaguing about the pushback... well, it's both the most embarrassing and most fitting thing that could've happened to Pjackk, let's be honest...

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

Oh my god they ran doom on their gender

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official shadow the hedgehog post

@mouse-doubleo100

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

@mellodillo

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this