fortitudine vincimus.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

I be like “im trying my best” and then sleep 15 hours a day

"even fate picks its favorites" is such a raw fucking line so it's no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

Fuck yes

do people really still think states are reopening because coronavirus is under control and becoming less common ??? the re-opening is literally just for money. nothing has changed in real life to warrant it other than concerns about the economy.

The economy is fairly important you know. Like, really important. To distill the economy down to just money is an epically large mistake.

the economy isn't gonna fuck you

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

honestly if you guys think my posts are repetitive you should see my journals from the past 10 years. my brain is just a loop

Why must we respond to two classmates? Why? Is it not enough that I typed 250 words of my own own bland fucking bullshit without having to say some more bland fumkin bullshumk to a classmate’s equally blund fuhnki bumshulk? “Hi Diane, Love that you and your faceless icon turned up today. I also agree that plagues in history were awful. That’s a really good point Diane thank you.” I’m gonna throw my laptop jesus crisp

Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.