Horny Idiot

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

oh you want to homoeroticly plunge your knife into my gut as thinly veiled metaphor for penetrative sex soooo bad it makes you look stupid

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

You Have To Kiss Evil Woman. She Can't Spell Mwahahahaha Without Mwah. Do Your Part And Kiss Evil Woman Today.

ease me into my death. hold me so gently, caress me while you explain why it's for the better. what would i have done with all that life? promise me you'll have use for me far more important than what i could've done with it on my own

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

Oh to be the corpse in the L shaped pool experiment