🚀 Aster/Fox/Orpheus 🛸

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

imagine hating on me when im in my room hating on me too

I like volcanoes because there’s nothing you can do about it.

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you