🚀 Aster/Fox/Orpheus 🛸

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

get high experience various snaacks

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

really good character name: mx. tape