this frog keeps coming by my coworker’s house and eating their cat food

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

Marilyn’s quotes section of the paper mario wiki is my mood

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

come sit down next to me idiot

sit next to me right now. 

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

How to get a straight guy to understand common gay/sexual/relationship terms… use bacon!