angelo espinosa deserved better

Women murdering men in horror films are so hot we have reached peak of feminism ladies

pietro maximoff going to Rictor’s punk club and hanging around so he can try to repair a relationship he monumentally fucked up in 2006. iconic.

why must venom be “good” ? is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see tom hardy make out with the symbiote, huge?

ok look i want to give this the benefit of the doubt and i really hope it ends like i think it’s going to end and ‘star will get back with ric and everything will be fine, but like. imagine reading all of x-force and the ‘99 annual and seeing their relationship move from initial confusion to friendship to romance and a deep understanding of each other, seeing them have their misunderstandings and then always find each other again at the end of it, seeing them grow with each other and care about each other and fight for each other and support each other through everything, and then being like “haha so what if ‘star’s backstory was about a girl instead”

venom is getting bad reviews because clearly no movie critics are monster fuckers. send tweet.

like honestly though you know these plain ass bitches were going into those theatres hoping to have some film about how eddie brock overcame the scary slime monster to take down the evil scary bad business man and then he and miss blondie would ride into the sunset on the back of his motorbike and i just have to ask like… did they all seriously watch eddie “big bitch energy” brock and venom “big slut energy” symbiote in the trailer releases and think “oh yes, this is going to be an intellectual piece of film”? No! this film is for horny people and people with taste so bad it’s good. no i won’t elaborate.

REVIEWS FOR VENOM JUST CAME IN AND IT’S A 28% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!!!! THIS MOVIES GONNA BE SO FUCKIN FUNNY IM SO EXCITED. GOD I LOVE TERRIBLE SPIDERMAN MOVIES