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guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

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feral-em

Feeling emotional about the concept of Rocky being able to hear Grace’s heartbeat. Like what do you mean he was alone for 46 years and he had no choice but to sleep without anyone watching, terrified cause he’s never had to do that before in his life, but then he befriends this alien and he’s weird and soft and his internal organs make noise and maybe that’s annoying at first but it becomes something soothing, a steady presence, always there. It speeds up when he gets nervous or excited and steadies out, calm and predictable, when he sleeps - and it’s always the first thing Rocky hears when he wakes up.

And what do you mean that the first time Rocky fell asleep after they parted ways to save their respective planets, he had to wake up to silence instead of Grace’s heartbeat.

#stop thats so sweet #project hail mary

systlin

Every time I see bullshit about women never EVER being able to beat men in any sport, I think about how in martial arts classes I, a cis woman, 5' 8" and 145 pounds, regularly beat the tar out of 6' 2" 230 pound cis dude weightlifters. One guy ragequit class. He came in cocky as hell and talking the standard bs line about how a woman simply never could beat a man in a fight because they're physically weaker and our instructor was like. Okay. Put the pads on you're sparring her. Yes, her, the one 4" shorter and 100 pounds lighter than you.

It wasn't close I beat the pants off that man, and others like him. I did it more than once. Some guys got humble and stayed. One guy got angry and stormed out.

And I think about that every fuck damn time I hear that bullshit, which seems to be all the fuck over the place these days. Oh, women are just fragile little soft delicate flower creatures who can't do ANYTHING and could NEVER compete with big strong manly muscular strong MEN.

I think about driving that dude into the mats and seeing the brutal reality of this big dude's misogany meet the realization that a woman was beating his ass literally that second, that none of his strength could stop the fact that I'd just hip thrown him facefirst into the mats and that had I actually connected with the axe kick to his neck I would have crushed a bunch of important shit and he could not stop me, and his whole psyche collapsing like a dying star in that moment.

Anyway, don't ever fall for it, ladies, and there's absolutely no goddamn reason to get your knickers in a twist about trans people in sports.

dixondeer

cassie saying “i can’t even remember the last time i cried.” then at the end of the shift looking like she’s holding back tears while holding victoria… yea

#the pitt #cassie mckay #victoria javadi #mcvadi

pinnipetal

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

dualcasterjay

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

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milanesa42

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

not-lupus

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

loumandivorce

devestating news for you

malcolm-f-tucker

didntread-lol

Often father and daughter look down on mother (woman) together

They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point

They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do

This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate

- Bonnie Burstow, Radical Feminist Therapy: Working in the Context of Violence

#FUCK #the pitt #the pitt spoilers #trinity santos #baran al hashimi #michael robinavitch

flagellant

kill the shift manager in your brain

flagellant

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

foulmiraclekitty

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

flagellant

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

fairycosmos

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

fairycosmos

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ravioliet

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

#shit…

lakevida

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

oh of course. the curse

milk5

sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!

poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.

The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee

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autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

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