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The Bowery Presents
The Stonewall Inn
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE

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Jules of Nature
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Fai_Ryy

oozey mess
todays bird
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Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver

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by Itâs the Tie (previously)

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when u have to be nice to creepy guys so u donât get murdered :-) #justgirlythings
Sehun has amazing counting skills
this is pretty much how im doing at college right now
Person 1: Homework is DONE. [sound of key being slammed with finality.]
Person 2: Did you turn in the report?
Person 1: Thereâs a report due?
Person 2: In thirty minutes.
Person 1: [Small chuckle that turns into despair, followed by more slamming of keys.]

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so basically um im hornyÂ
do you know what these all say?
âhi horny im dadâ
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
i asked my brother if heâd ever loved any of his girlfriends and he said âno, the only girl iâve ever loved was hopeâ
hope was our guinea pig

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I used to want to kill myself because I hated myself. Now I want to kill myself because I hate everyone else.
Have you ever thought about how Harry wasted a huge opportunity when he dropped the Resurrection Stone in the Forbidden Forest?
Okay just imagine if he had kept it.
He dies, comes back, defeats VoldemortâŚ
Only now there are over one-hundred people who have died in just The Battle of Hogwarts alone. Not to mention all of those names that were read on the radio throughout the year. (And everyone else who died before then.)
So the Golden Trio gets this ideaâŚ
They quickly spread the word and pretty soon, Harry sets up a room in Hogwarts with nothing in it but a desk and a chair. He sits in the chair behind the desk and calls people into the room one at a time.
Harry insists that the Weasleys be the first to enter. And so George walks in, puffy-eyed but smiling, and asks Harry what the big secret is.
Harry then plops an ordinary pebble into Georgeâs hand.
George is very confused until he hears his name being whispered from behind him. George turns and of course thereâs Fred. And the two twins are able to properly say goodbye to one another.
Harry then allows the entire Weasley family to come in and they all huddle around Fredâs spirit and are able to say goodbye. And of course Mrs. Weasley drags Harry out from behind the desk and he joins the family hug.
Are you crying yet?
Because I am.
But letâs keep going.
Mrs. Weasleyâs hand brushes against the stone and Fabian and Gideon appear to say goodbye to their sister.
After the Weasleys finally leave, Harry brings Dennis in so that he can say goodbye to Colin.
Harry then individually brings in the family member(s) of the unnamed one-hundred students who died during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry then brings in Luna so that she can say goodbye to her mother.
He brings in pretty much all of Hogwarts so that they can say goodbye to Cedric.
He brings in Aberforth so that he can say goodbye to Albus and Ariana.
He brings in those who want to say goodbye to Snape.
He brings in Kreacher so that he can say goodbye to Regulus.
He brings in the rest of the house-elves so that they can say goodbye to Dobby.
And when Harry is done letting everyone else say goodbye to their loved ones, he closes his hand around the stone.
The first one to appear is a beautiful white owl who flies over to Harry and allows herself to be affectionately petted.
Then of course the others appear, just as they did in the Forbidden Forest on that fateful night. Harry doesnât talk to them for too long, heâs grown up a lot since the Mirror of Erised, but he is able to make peace with his loved onesâ sacrifices.
And even then, he still keeps the stone.
He doesnât use it again. Not personally, anyway. In fact, he stores it in a dusty box on the mantel in his house. He doesnât use it. But he doesnât forget it, either. Because he needs it for one last task.
And when the boy with the turquoise hair is old enough to understand, Harry gently sits him down and places a stone in his hand.
And Teddy Lupin meets Remus and Nymphadora.
Okay I wasnât crying til that last one
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said âthanksâ and half of me tried to say âyouâre welcomeâ and the other half tried to say âno problemâ and i ended up saying âyour problemâ
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but theyâre not, so Iâll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between âI have to pay a fineâ and âI have to pay a feeâ and I walked in and firmly stated âI have to peeâ and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still havenât been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say âquickâ and âfastâ at the same time and I ended up screaming âQUACKâ which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to Iâm okay in the middle and ended up saying âIâm gay.â
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said âtrick or treatâ and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said âMerry Christmasâ and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching between âBye Deannaâ and âGoodbyeâ and I ended up saying âGo Dieâ
Sometimes I try to say âI fucking love youâ but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyoneâs uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, âHow are you doing?â and âWhatâs up?â I ended up demanding âWhat are you doing here?!â
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say âiâm so amazedâ but halfway through my mind changed to âthatâs really amazingâ and i just ended up saying âiâm really so amazingâ
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say âiâm so pumped for the birdsâ and âiâm so hyped for the birdsâ and instead i said âiâm so humped for birdsâ
this is the cutest fucking thing everÂ
Watch: TLC star Whitney Thore responds to âcomedianâ Nicole Arbourâs fat-phobia with the body positive truth.
Yes yes yes

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remember when after school practised the drums for 5 months to produce the masterpiece that is bang