🍮 here, I got sick and tired of not being able to respond to reblogs and stuff. And you know what? Tumblr lets you make multiple accounts.
I'm 🍮 or Flan. It/it's or any pronouns, really fine with anything except for being called custard. I'm not a custard! I'm flan! It's not that hard, it doesn't cost you anything to call me what I want to be called (flan)
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Name here! Person behind the flan account. I'm not a minor and having a time so I turn to silly cod-roleplaying. I probably won't talk very often but whatever. Really this is just so I could respond to a re-blog chain instead of having to send in a new ask every time. Flan doesn't exactly have a lot of personality except for trying to be friends and not being able to say names correctly. I don't exactly think this will become popular, but if you want to send in asks you can? Just like, be polite or smth.
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Tw: child abuse (not in great detail or anything, but the tldr is that it was basically a drug lab rat as a child)
Fawn ██████ was born by mistake. She was small, far too small to be properly healthy, so her parents did the most obvious thing:
Keep her around for a few years before selling her off to some "scientists" in exchange for a pack of smokes.
She grew up as basically a glorified test-mouse, becoming a test subject for whatever drugs they were making that month. The only reason she didn't die was because it was more helpful to keep her alive.
That's also when her brain started to shatter.
Whatever speech she had quickly degraded, names and faces getting jumbled, body and mind both collapsing into a state of pure survival.
That's also about when "Flan" was born.
A defence mechanism. That's what it was. Something to wrap around Fawn before she could get any more hurt.
When the soldiers first found it, it was... A mess. Speaking in third person, going from laughter to sobs in a matter of seconds, constantly afraid and yet also so friendly. And when they tried to send it somewhere else? It fought back.
No one mentioned when they started seeing it running around the base, rummaging through the trash, sleeping in a closet on base and hiding whenever anyone tried to find it.
And that's where our Flan is currently set! It's slowly healed just a bit, barely any, but it no longer speaks in the third person- baby steps?
It has a rocky relationship with Graves, clings to Phoenix like it's dad, and is overly friendly with everyone else.
There's more set in the future, but this has been sitting in my drafts for like- 5 months so let's just send it now :3
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Oh my goodness! Mr. Dad Phoenix!! Where'd you get that baby from? Is it yours? Did you make it? Is it Mr. Phipip's? I sure hope not, that'd suck for the baby :(
- @flaanon 🍮
He’s not mine, kiddo, no. I’m watching him for Colin so he can take a break for a bit. Do you wanna come say hi? Baby’s only six months old, so he can’t do much talking, but you can look at him.
Obviously It's not all right in the brain right now, but in the future? It actually ends up being a relatively well adjusted adult! Mostly thanks to Phoenix tbh, he stays by it's side the whole time. He gets it into school, he makes sure it's thriving, and if something goes wrong? He's gonna do everything in his power to fix it.
He also actually bothers to actually try to help, not just throwing money at it and hope for the best. He loves his kiddo and he's gonna parent the fuck out of it- way more than his parents ever did.
So cut forward twenty something years, and Flan? well Flan isn't Flan anymore.
Therapy and such helped it remember who it was before [redacted because I'm not giving too much lore] and as such it's taken back it's old name.
Fawn :3
She's a tall and pretty woman who uses she/it pronouns and *towers* over Phoenix. :3
She's also a super famous fashion designer!
It also has its own fancy house and responsibilities and such, meaning it doesn't see Phoenix as often :(
Phoenix doesn't wanna be pushy, he's happy his baby is happy and thriving (he even gets fancy clothes sometimes :3), but it can be rough. There are days where he misses it. I mean Flan was a big reason he even got to where he is now, why he's still alive. He didn't know he'd be a dad, especially when he first met that scrawny little thing living in a closet on base, but now? Now he sometimes struggles to imagine a life without it.
But y'know what? No matter how busy, how much work or press stuff she has to do, Fawn still makes an effort to visit! That's still it's dad, no matter what. It comes over for dinner sometimes, spends holidays with him, ect.
Even when things get overwhelming, she knows she has a place at home. Curled up on the couch with Phoenix, rewatching Columbo together.
Does that mean you can make him sleep better at night?
He's been locking me out of his room because of his nightmares, I think he's worried that he'll wake me up :(
Don't tell him- but I've been sleeping on the floor by his door...
If you make him sleep better, then we can all have a sleepover together! Ms. Caterpillar can come and we can eat snacks and watch a movie! It'll be really fun Mr. Abrian!
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Mr. Phipip! I'm a stray Mr. Phoenix brought in- and you grew to love me, right?
You wouldn't wanna let those duckies be tortured, right? What if a mean person tries to make them stay in a cold dark room and take pills or they hurt you!? That's what happened to me!!
Mr. Phoenix needs to take care of the duckies... At least until he can find a good mama for them :(
And maybe you'll become friends with them! Like how you're friends with me!
BUT THEY WILL. THEY WILL IF YOU DONT TAKE CARE OF THEM.
Mr. Phoenix... You gotta let Mr. Phoenix take care of the ducks... Mr. Phoenix is really nice and protects people really well. Even when they don't have anyone or aren't deserving of help, he doesn't care. He's kind and gentle and makes really tasty food...
Please Mr. Phipip? The duckies need a home- even if it's just for a bit.
Mr. Phipip! I'm a stray Mr. Phoenix brought in- and you grew to love me, right?
You wouldn't wanna let those duckies be tortured, right? What if a mean person tries to make them stay in a cold dark room and take pills or they hurt you!? That's what happened to me!!
Mr. Phoenix needs to take care of the duckies... At least until he can find a good mama for them :(
And maybe you'll become friends with them! Like how you're friends with me!
Mr. Phipip! I'm a stray Mr. Phoenix brought in- and you grew to love me, right?
You wouldn't wanna let those duckies be tortured, right? What if a mean person tries to make them stay in a cold dark room and take pills or they hurt you!? That's what happened to me!!
Mr. Phoenix needs to take care of the duckies... At least until he can find a good mama for them :(
And maybe you'll become friends with them! Like how you're friends with me!
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licorice, absolutely. lightnin's gotta be in the right mood. gotta wine'n'dine him a bit. even then he might kick m'teeth in. but yeah, you wanna ride sometime? bet licorice would love you
No pressure if you're tired, don't force yourself,
but also pls know that many of us actually use Phoenix lore as our main source of sustenance and it's recommended we get at least a small tablespoon in our diet from time to time to prevent organ failure