We keep things simple here.

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

people sent me death threats for this one

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought