whoopsie daisies

Nursey: So everyone gets a tour but me?

Dex: Yup! :^)

can we talk about how Bitty LEAVES HIS FEET!!!!!

Like oh my GOD, our boy is out here acting like a straight up GOON, just had enough of #82′s shit and deciding to go full caveman. 

Imagine the fucking referees, like it doesn’t look like #82 has the puck which already makes it interference but then HE LEAVES HIS FEET

Like the hit is intentional and that’s probably part of why everyone around him is like “bro wtf!” 

Like he has to know this is going to be a penalty but he’s like “yup lol fuck this guy he’s gonna go flying into the bench and I’m gonna get kicked out of the game but it’s worth it and fine”

Dex: Oh my god, they don’t need an entire newsletter, Nursey. Just say we’re doing good!