SPARKLEBUSH

christian hubicki voted out of survivor 50 no one talk to me for five business days i am inconsolable

White Women Wednesday

I can't stop watching this video. This is my favorite thing. The totally incorrect shotgunning. The fact that there's no reason for the woman on the left to take a step in the direction that she did. The other woman's immediate reaction to shut off the phone first before even helping her friend. The fact that they don't say a word or make a sound the whole time. This is a masterpiece.

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

It’s the last dick-fil-a of the decade

Tbh this killed me

being both the eldest child and a girl

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday