sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

grace silliness is contagious he had a room full of international ambassadors giving him enthusiastic thumbs-ups he had down-to-business carl bowling with duct tape in home depot and talking to him on radio from two feet away he had the world's top scientists nodding sagely at fun facts about centrifuges. ideal pick for alien first contact tbh

eva silliness is undeniable as well she demands applause from a room full of international ambassadors she points to a very serious diagram and says "weep weep" she needs both coffees for herself she conducts a room full of the world's top scientists into chorusing "we don't know!!" she talks to Yao in Mandarin and refuses to translate just to mess with her friend a little. ideal pick for leading the save-the-world project

ITS SO GOOOD BERTIE CARVEL HAS GONE FULL BLOWN EVIL NUTTER AND ITS FANTASTIC (I’ve never read the book so I genuinely have no clue where this is going to go)