Slander and Fruit-Based Revenge

if corporate has rolled back storebought pride, homemade is fine.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

I think jacob tierney should do a montage of people awkwardly coming out to ilya as maybeeee possibly sort of bisexual in the immediate aftermath of the outing. coach weibe. luca. the goalie. the cens’ head of security. some random woman who works in ticket sales. david hollander. cliff marleau who just wants to clarify whether all the threesomes they had with women over the years make him bisexual (he’s cool with it if that’s the case he’s just not sure who makes the final decision). anya’s dog walker. ilya’s like oh my fucking god can some of you bother shane

Shane and Ilya were outed in 2021 which means there’s a very real chance that Gritty tweeted in support of them. S2 cameo idea

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction