A Nighttime Stroll

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

we need sluttier music…..

sea shanties are right there

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

Me when I’m rosé drunk and I feel fancy and also drama

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

90% of conversations with me

u kno wen u accidentally frget to drink watr fr a while nd u take a sip nd ur body takes th fuck ovr nd refuses to let u evn breathe cuz ur pounding tht shit back so hard

I love how this post has a grammar of a suffering man left on a desert, crawling and wheezing

oh to be a bear … get fat, go to sleep n wake up in spring