ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp

everybody saying a different city is cracking me up

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

what do you mean my childhood affected me

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

ladies, ladies one at a time. im getting scared.

victims of the chupacabra:

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

the passive suicidal teen to scared of dying adult pipeline is crazy. but it’s real.

being insanely obsessive will not get u anywhere but it sure do pass the time