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My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

Get in the car u stipud piece of shit we are smoking who hash

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop

"soup section"... more like where's the clothes

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!