tell the psychiatrist something is wrong

ok…. hear me out…. goth bf

Ok…. but consider, pastel goth bf

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped

Anyone wanna f

ind nemo

the thank u next video really is a perfect example of how to love yourself. ari really went out after one of the worst years of her life and said “i’m going to write a song thanking my exes and make a music video with all of my friends remaking famous chick flicks because i want to and i DESERVE IT” and then she did it. she truly had the time of her life making this vid and you can tell. we love healing