💚 Qi Rong 💚 (Spacey)

Up to Date List through Chapter 30 (from Author's Notes, will be expanded GREATLY once I've caught up)

ENDLESS SPOILERS BELOW

These notes have become so long and detailed that it's probably hard to get information, so this first comment is going to be a shortened cheat sheet for the group numbers, and what's been added every time, and the thread below will contain all the additional notes for everyone (like their involvement, etc) and notes on the other armies, acronyms and such.

Notes Added this Chapter: New Notes for Individual Players/New Numbers: #45 - Troy Barrett - comes out on Instagram, originator of PRICE #46 - Luca Haas - implied in @RogueMLH audio posting

Others: Dallas Kent - Told Crowell about Troy Barrett Harris Drover - “the bitch running social media” Brandon Wiebe - implied in @RogueMLH audio posting PT on Ottawa - A bisexual PT who is part of the Staff Army (that Crowell knows about)

PRICE - Price award for Respectability In Coming out Early

FOR (Friends of Rozanov):

Ringleader: Ilya Rozanov (Ottawa Centaurs) * ° ^ “ ™ - Canon Book Bisexual. Captain. #1 - Scott Hunter (NY Admirals) * ° ^ “ ™ - Canon Book Gay. Captain, comes out for 2017 Cup. #2 - (Retires after 16/17) #3 - ( away from Carolina in 17/18, traded to somewhere out West) ° #4 - Kowalski ° ™ #5 - Baldwin (Vancouver, retires after 2018) * - Minor Canon Book Gay. Goalie, comes out for the 2018 Cup (and is forced into retirement). #6 - Shane Hollander (Montreal Voyageurs) * ° ^ “ ™ - Canon Book Gay. Captain, comes out for 2020 Cup. #7 - Vinny Marcello (New Jersey) * ° ^ ™ - Alternate Captain. #8 - Ryan Price (Buffalo 17/18, Toronto Guardians 18/19, retires in 19) - Canon Book Gay. Enforcer, comes out more publicly (sort of already out) in 2019 on Instagram as he retires. #9 - (Retires after 16/17) #10 - ° “ #11 - Lundin (Los Angeles) * - Minor Canon Book Gay. Comes out on Instagram summer 2018 and moves back to Sweden. #12 - Eric Bennett (NY Admirals, retires after 19/20) ^ - Canon Book Bisexual. Goalie, comes out on Instagram in retirement announcement (2020). #13 - Danylo (Danny) Melnyk (Washington) ° “ ™ - Comes out before 2020 Playoffs. Defenseman, dating Mateo Rivera (#14). #14 - Mateo Rivera (Washington) * ° ^ “ ™ - Comes out for 2019 Cup. Dating Danny Melnyk (#13). #15 - (Anaheim) * ° ™ #16 - (Houston) * ^ ™ #17 - #18 * - #19 - (New Jersey) #20 - ™ #21 - #22 - (Anaheim) ° #23 - Jethro Young (Utah) * - Captain. #24 - #25 - Ray Henderson (Buffalo) ™ - Comes out for 2020 MLH Awards. The one who realized he was gay and in love with his roommate. #26 - (Nashville) #27 - Silas Wagner - (Washington) ° ™ - Comes out at 2019 MLH Awards. #28 - Lavelle (retires after 18/19) - Comes out on Instagram (soft launches boyfriend) after retiring. #29 - Fredericks (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defenseman, comes out on Instagram after Scott Hunter's 2018 Gay State of the Union. #30 - Beltran (Utah) ™ #31 - Richards (Anaheim) ° #32 - (Toronto) ™ - tells Ilya that Kent has outed Haas (#46) to Crowell #33 - #34 - #35 - ™ #36 - #37 - (Tampa Bay) ™ #38 - ° #39 - #40 - #41 - #42 - #43 - #44 - #45 - Troy Barrett (Ottawa Centaurs) - Canon Book Gay. Comes out on Instagram during the 20/21 Season (after RogueMLH posts audio). Players’ Union President. #46 - Luca Haas (Ottawa Centaurs) - Canon Book Queer. Is u/LiveBreatheHockey on r/MLHCorruption #47 - Lowery (Booted from Tampa Bay) #48 - (Vancouver) - Rookie in 20/21 season

Also mentioned/relevant: Chucky Rhodes (Brooklyn Scouts) - Goalie. One of Hollander’s initial guesses to Rozanov, who flirts with him at the 2019 All Stars weekend Jeffries - possibly somewhere on this list Helthon - Noticed by Barrett to not be at usual MLH Awards After Party because he was at the Queer After Party, not sure which number Kakogiannis - Noticed by Barrett to not be at usual MLH Awards After Party because he was at the Queer After Party, not sure which number Unnamed Player (Boston Raiders) - a rookie who joins the pact in the 19/20 season (likely #42, #43 or #44 due to timing)

Starting a symbol list for the various meetups so it's easier to see who knows about who. Each symbol means all these people know about each other because they were in attendance * - attended 2018 MLH Awards Party/After party ° - attended 2019 MLH Awards/DICK COMA After Party ^ - attended 2020 All Stars Meet Up ” - attended 2020 Cup Win/After Party at Shane's house ™ - attended 2020 MLH Awards/DICK COMA After Party

Out Players Cheat Sheet: Cup Winners (RASHYCOCK): Scott Hunter (#1, 2017 Cup) Baldwin (#5, 2018 Cup) Mateo Rivera (#14, 2019 Cup) Shane Hollander (#6, 2020 Cup)

MLH Awards Weekend (DICKCOMA): Fredericks (#29, 2018 Awards) Silas Wagner (#27, 2019 Awards) Ray Henderson (#25, 2020 Awards)

During the Season (PENIS): Ryan Price (#8, 18/19 Season) Eric Bennett (#12, 19/20 Season) Troy Barrett (#45, 20/21 Season)

Before the Playoffs (TOPPING): Danny Melnyk (#13, 2020 Playoffs)

Came Out for Other Reasons/At Other Times: Lundin (#11, Summer 2018) Lavelle (#28, Summer 2019) Lowery (#47, out rookie who does media circus after being booted by Crowell)

More Thorough Notes:

FOR (Friends of Rozanov):

Ringleader: Ilya Rozanov (Boston Bears, traded to Ottawa Centaurs in 2018) * ° ^ “ ™ - Canon Book Bisexual. Captain. Marries Hollander Summer 2019, groomsman at Hunter/Grady wedding. Originator of “SHIT.” Attends 2018, 2019 & 2020 Awards Parties, 2020 All Stars Meet Up and the 2020 Cup Win (where he kisses Hollander), comes out as married to Hollander at 2020 Awards Party.

1 - Scott Hunter (NY Admirals) * ° ^ “ ™ - Canon Book Gay. Captain, comes out for 2017 Cup. Recruited at 2017 All Stars, finds out about Shane & Ilya at a fundraiser in Dec 2017, “connections to” #26, tells Crowell there's 6 missing teams (early 2019) and feeds him incorrect teams, has a partner (Kip), finds out about Hollander/Rozanov marriage in Fall 2019, marries Kip Grady (Summer 2020). Originator of many group nicknames. Attends 2018, 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties, 2020 All Stars Meet Up and the 2020 Cup Win.

2 - (Retires after 16/17 Season) - Thought Ilya was hitting on him when he clocked him, recruited at 2017 All Stars

3 - (Carolina in 16/17, traded to somewhere in the Western Conference in 17/18) ° - Thought Ilya was threatening him when he clocked him, tried to call out the shitty culture in Carolina and got traded, having a conversation about the right way to eat a cupcake (2019 after-party) with #10 & #38, in the Western Conference Group Chat, presumably older than 25. Attends 2019 MLH Awards Party.

4 - Kowalski ° ™ - Thought Rozanov was hitting on him in the bathroom when he clocked him, reaches out to Ilya about “Tiny Dickman”, would flirt with a cereal box, flirting with Cooper Lee (hooked up with him at 2019 After Party), tells the 2020 Awards Party that he witnessed the Hollander/Rozanov engagement in the bathroom last year, sent around screenshots of Montreal Voyageurs Owner's Grindr (which means he was possibly one of the unnamed Army members who attended the 2020 Cup Box/Party?). Attends 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties.

5 - Baldwin (Vancouver, retires after 17/18 Season) * - Minor Canon Book Gay. Goalie, comes out for the 2018 Cup (and is forced into retirement). Rozanov thought his team was unlikely to ever be in the playoffs, older player whose contract negotiations stopped when he came out to his coach to invite him to his wedding, helps review the rigged games of the 2019 playoffs, attends Hunter/Grady wedding (with husband). Originator of “SCHUMEM.” Attends 2018 MLH Awards Party/After party, stays behind and finds out about Hollander/Rozanov.

6 - Shane Hollander (Montreal Voyageurs) * ° ^ “ ™ - Canon Book Gay. Captain, comes out for 2020 Cup. Outs his and Rozanov’s relationship to Hunter in Dec 2017, comes out to his team in Fall 2018 (outed to coach and Crowell with phone calls after 2019 cup), figures out the rigging of the 18/19 season (coaching, referees, faulty stick tape/equipment, crowd distractions), marries Rozanov summer 2019. Originator of “AGBHP/AOGBHP.” Attends 2018, 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties, 2020 All Stars Meet Up and the 2020 Cup Win (where he kisses Rozanov), accidentally outs his relationship with Ilya to Baldwin (#5), Marcello (#7) & Young (#23) at 2018 After Party, kisses Rozanov at the 2020 Cup Win party and comes out about his marriage at the 2020 MLH Awards Party.

7 - Vinny Marcello (New Jersey) * ° ^ ™ - Alternate Captain. Bisexual. Older, wants his “Scott Hunter” moment, comes out to Hunter after Ilya's ribbing, shady, makes fun of the “axis powers” jerks by coming out “as an asshole,” eavesdrops on Shane attempting to flirt with Chucky Rhodes at the 2019 All Stars game, out to his team (outed to coach and Crowell during phone calls after 2019 cup), congratulates Rozanov on marriage to Hollander, calls Hunter a moron, seems to clock Melnyk/Rivera (possibly helps get them back together?), attends Hunter/Grady wedding (with boyfriend!), noticed by Troy Barrett (#45) to not be at the usual 2020 MLH Awards After Party. Originator of “RASHYCOCK” & “PENIS” and one of the originators of the “NJMLHLGBTQFOIR” monstrosity. Attends 2018, 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties and 2020 All Stars Meet Up, stays behind and finds out about Hollander & Rozanov at 2018 After Party.

8 - Ryan Price (Buffalo in 17/18, traded to Toronto Guardians in 2018, retires in 2019) - Canon Book Gay. Enforcer, comes out more publicly (sort of already out) in 2019 on Instagram as he retires. Takes Tiny Dickman out of the playoffs in 2018, attends the funeral service of Duncan Harvey and chats with Rozanov, helps review the rigged games of the 2019 playoffs, coach for Irina Foundation camps (therefore knows about Shane & Ilya), taking over the Retiree Army, attends Hunter/Grady wedding, was the muscle for Rozanov during his meeting with Yates (Montreal Voyageurs Owner/Chair of the Board). Originates “EIGHT.”

9 - (Retires after 16/17 Season) - Recruited in 2017

10 - ° “ - has reported to Ilya that Dallas Kent is assaulting women, wants Crowell to pay more attention to the date rape allegations, having a conversation about the right way to eat a cupcake (2019 after-party) with #3 & #38, plots about Dallas Kent with the WAGs at the 2020 Cup, in the Western Conference Group Chat. Attends 2019 MLH Awards Party and the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov).

11 - Lundin (Los Angeles) * - Minor Canon Book Gay. Comes out on Instagram summer 2018 and moves back to Sweden. Willing to come out for the 2017 cup and getting pushback from the league, recommends Ilya reach out to the third line forward from Nashville (possibly #26), comes out to Scott Hunter at the 2017 Cup, thinks an all-gay team would be good, skeptical that Ilya isn't disclosing who's in the group to Hunter/Hollander, soft launches his sexuality by posting pictures of his boyfriend on Instagram in summer 2018, attends Hunter/Grady wedding. Originator of “FRIEND.” Attends 2018 MLH Awards Party/After party.

12 - Eric Bennett (NY Admirals, retires after 19/20 Season) ^ - Canon Book Bisexual. Goalie, comes out on Instagram in retirement announcement (2020). One of Hunter’s best friends, (was) married to a woman, now divorced, starts dating Kyle Swift during 19/20 season, taking over the Retiree Army, is Best Man at Hunter/Grady wedding. Attends 2020 All Stars Meet Up.

13 - Danylo (Danny) Melnyk (Drafted to Brooklyn for 17/18, traded to Montreal Voyageurs in 2017, traded to Washington for 20/21) ° “ ™ - Comes out before 2020 Playoffs. Defenseman, Rookie in 17/18. Ilya wants to set him up with #14 (Rivera), is “a corrupt little loose cannon with zero moral qualms” according to Rozanov and an “abrasive, cocky little shithead” according to Hollander, looks a bit like Rozanov, ~20 yr. old (2018), out to Hollander. Met (and started seeing) Mateo Rivera in an ice rink in Rivera's hometown when they were 17 (Summer 2016), has cut ties with his homophobic parents, has an old elbow injury, looks like “an uglier Rozanov,” thinks Rozanov is old, thinks Hollander is hot, relationship seems to have been clocked and possibly helped?) by Marcello, officially starts dating Rivera in Feb 2020, comes out via Instagram in April 2020, team tries to fire him. Originator of “SHART,” “TOPPING,” “FIRMASS” (with #14 (Rivera), “PROLAPSE,” “WHACKOFF,” “RAWDOG” (with #25 (Henderson)) & “JACKOFF.” Rozanov downplays the 2018 MLH Awards Party/After party to him so he doesn't come, but attends 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties and the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov).

14 - Mateo Rivera (Washington) * ° ^ “ ™ - Comes out for 2019 Cup. Rookie in 17/18, first Puerto Rican player ever. Reminds Rozanov of a young Hollander and he wants to set him up with #13 (Melnyk), not comfortable playing dirty but okay with non-physical harm, wants to come out but can't (2018), seems to idolize Hollander, a hockey nerd, seemed turned on by the idea of Hollanov, has/had a crush on Rozanov, 21 yr. old (2019), is invited to Marshal the DC and the Puerto Rican Pride Parades, apparently has an ex boyfriend he's trying to make jealous, thinks everyone should come out, has been getting beaten up more since coming out. Met (and started seeing) Danny Melnyk in an ice rink in Rivera's hometown when they were 17 (Summer 2016), prefers to be called “Mateo” but only Melnyk ever does, is (was?) on Shane Hollander's macrobiotic diet, relationship seems to have been clocked and possibly helped?) by Marcello, officially starts dating Melnyk in Feb 2020. Originator of “GABPHU,” “RC” and “PHPGBQU.” Attends 2018, 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties, 2020 All Stars Meet Up and the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov).

15 - (Anaheim) * ° ™ - is a sassy bitch (tells Rozanov to tell Scott Hunter to lick his balls), likes Ilya being carrier pigeon to chirp at Scott Hunter for him, thinks Hollander/Rozanov would be hot, thinks Hollander’s gaydar is more of a wishlist, volunteers to come out at the 2020 MLH Awards because his grandpa died and that was the only thing keeping him in the closet, out to his family, apparently often asks Rozanov to tell Hunter things for him, in the Western Conference Group Chat. Originator of “CHODE.” Attends 2018, 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties.

16 - (Houston) * ^ ™ - seems to be clocking Hollander/Rozanov, thinks Rozanov should come out next, would apparently sleep with Hollander, hooked up with Adrian Dela Cruz for a week in 2019, thinks Ilya should come out (2020 Awards). Originator of “OLDSHAFT.” Attends 2018 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties and 2020 All Stars Meet Up.

17 - finds it wild that the league is pissed about their action against Dallas Kent but not about racist fans

18 * - has reported to Rozanov that Dallas Kent is assaulting women, wishes he had a chance to hurt Kent during the Kent-Pocalypse, thinks playing nice in the Gay State of the Union speech is ridiculous, derides reserve players, is technically in Ilya's Straight Army, in the Western Conference Group Chat, matches with DaddyTrouble69/Astor Yates (Montreal Voyageurs Owner/Chair of the Board) on Grindr, only on Grindr for sexting (doesn't meet up with people), makes a new Grindr after they catch Yates. Attends 2018 MLH Awards Party/After party.

19 - (New Jersey) - Gay, 21 yr. old (in 2018), out to his team (outed to coach & Crowell in phone calls after 2019 cup). One of the originators of the “NJMLHLGBTQFOIR” monstrosity.

20 - ™ - Thought Ilya would come out at 2020 Awards. Attends 2020 MLH Awards Party.

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22 - (Anaheim) ° - names the assholes trying to prove they're not allies “the axis powers,” in the Western Conference Group Chat. Attends 2019 MLH Awards Party.

23 - Jethro Young (Utah) * - Captain. Older, Mormon, clocked by Marlow, thinks dating a hockey player would be disgusting, shocked about the league rigging things, confirmed ready to come out if he wins the cup in 2019, denies having any gay players to his Coach when called after 2019 Cup. Attends 2018 MLH Party, stays behind after for outing of the Hollander/Rozanov relationship.

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25 - Ray Henderson (Buffalo) ™ - Comes out on Instagram for 2020 MLH Awards. was “straight” until Ilya checked in and he discovered he's actually in love with his gay roommate, knows Melnyk & Rivera from Juniors and they think he talks about his roommate too much, wants to come out so boyfriend can propose (2020 Awards), democratically elected to come out for MLH Awards. Originator of “GROUP” & “RAWDOG” (with #13 (Melnyk). Attends 2020 MLH Awards Party.

26 - (Nashville) - in contact with/out to Scott Hunter, is ready to come out with a very conservative statement if he wins 2020 Cup (comes out to his team and coaches in preparation), thinks dating another player is the grossest thing he could possibly imagine, is possibly the third-line forward who Lundin (#11) recommended Rozanov reach out to but was never explicitly mentioned joining the pact

27 - Silas Wagner- (Washington) ° ™ - Comes out at 2019 MLH Awards. Ready to come out for 2019 cup but agrees (and sounds relieved) to wait until a more tactical time, has a partner (Chris), has been getting beaten up more since coming out. Originator of “CIRCUS” and “DICK COMA.” Attends 2019 & 2020 MLH Awards Parties.

28 - Lavelle (retires after 18/19) - soft launches a boyfriend on Instagram after retiring.

29 - Fredericks (Carolina, traded to Ottawa Centaurs for 19/20) - Defenseman, comes out on Instagram after Scott Hunter's 2018 Gay State of the Union. Bisexual. Hollander's proudest guess for his gaydar (in 2017) that Rozanov thinks is utterly incorrect, starts being targeted with illegal checks ignored by the refs in fall 2018 and is put on Long Term Injury Reserve (LTIR) after Comeau breaks his arm with an illegal check, helps review the rigged games of the 2019 playoffs, Rozanov pulls strings to get him traded to Ottawa after Carolina tries to force him to retire.

30 - Beltran (Utah) ™ - reached out to Scott Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union, confirmed ready to come out for 2019 Cup, volunteers to come out because he thought no one else would, happy to stay in the closet. Attends 2020 MLH Awards Party.

31 - Richards (Colorado, traded to Anaheim for 19/20) ° - reached out to Scott Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union, at 2019 All Star weekend and hanging out with the rest of the Queer Militia. Attends 2019 MLH Awards Party.

32 - (Toronto) ™ - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union, thinks Wagner & Fredericks should choose the next DICK COMA winner, tells Ilya that Kent has outed Haas (#46) to Crowell. Attends 2020 MLH Awards Party.

33 - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union

34 - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union

35 - ™ - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union, doesn't know about the cheating/moral questionability of the group. Attends 2020 MLH Awards Party.

36 - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union, in the Western Conference Group Chat, does not know about Hollander/Rozanov, presumably younger than 25.

37 - (Tampa Bay) ™ - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union, calls Rozanov to let him know their rookie came out and got booted from the team. Attends 2020 MLH Awards Party.

38 - ° - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union, having a conversation about the right way to eat a cupcake (2019 after-party) with #3 & #10. Attends 2019 MLH Awards Party.

39 - reached out to Hunter to join after 2018 Gay State of the Union

40 - implied to be a rookie in 18/19, in the Western Conference Group Chat, presumably younger than 25, might be interested in hooking up with Yates.

41 - implied to be a rookie in 18/19

42 - joins sometime between 18/19 and the 2020 Cup

43 - joins sometime between 18/19 and the 2020 Cup

44 - joins sometime between 18/19 and the 2020 Cup

45 - Troy Barrett (Toronto Guardians, traded to Ottawa Centaurs for 20/21) - Canon Book Gay. Was originally not in the bet, Rozanov saw him checking out Hollander, clocked that the Gay Army seems to be targeting Dallas Kent, reaches out to Rozanov in Spring 2019 because he starts dating a closeted Adrian Delay Cruz (Hollywood actor), has clocked Hollander/Rozanov, gives them intel on the distractions from the audience during the 18/19 season and meets Harris, apparently texts with Harris for the next year, helps the WAG Army get in contact with Dallas Kent’s ex-girlfriend, thinks Dallas Kent is a monster, gets added to the group officially after he agrees to run for the Players’ Union for them, apparently requests to be traded to Ottawa, called Harris after finding out Adrian Dela Cruz was cheating, Players’ Union President (20/21), seems to have finally locked down Harris as a WAG (Dec 2020). Originator of “WANG” & “PRICE.”

46 - Luca Haas (Ottawa Centaurs) - Canon Book Queer. “Nerdy Swiss Kid” scoped out by Ilya at the 2019 Draft, says all the rookies have scheduled phone calls with Crowell, is u/LiveBreatheHockey from r/MLHCorruption (one of the Reddit users that Rozanov deems “the least dog shit crazy” out of r/MLHcorruption, confronts people about guessing who's gay in the league, mentions that Rozanov is Russian on the list of people posting gay-adjacent selfies, posts trying to figure out who RogueMLH is, posts the test post to figure out if outlandish claims pop up every time someone posts a substantiated claim (they do), says they basically staged a coup to take over the subreddit, thinks u/RogueMLH is a legend, offers to do the initial approach and assessment of rookies in the 20/21 season for Rozanov, approaches a rookie on Toronto who talks about it to the Toronto locker room/Kent, is almost sent down by Crowell but is saved by the beautiful queer-friendly Ottawa Centaurs infrastructure, implicated in the audio of Crowell threatening the Ottawa Centaurs that @RogueMLH posts.

47 - Lowery (Tampa Bay) - Homosexual, aromantic, genderqueer (he/him pronouns). First round draft pick rookie who came out to Crowell got booted from the team, agrees to let @RogueMLH come out for him and post about it, does a series of interviews after being booted, says nice things about Rozanov.

48 - (Vancouver) - Rookie (20/21 season), initially assessed by Haas (#46).

Starting a symbol list for the various meetups so it's easier to see who knows about who. Each symbol means all these people know about each other because they were in attendance

- attended 2018 MLH Awards Party/After party ° - attended 2019 MLH DICK COMA After Party ^ - attended 2020 All Stars Meet Up ” - attended 2020 Cup Win/After Party at Shane's house ™ - attended 2020 MLH Awards/DICK COMA After Party

Also mentioned/relevant: Marcel Houde - mentioned by RogueMLH and by Kavita Kingsley in article, implied that Houde is not gay or, at least, not out to anyone

Liam Casey - player who injured Marcel Houde

Chucky Rhodes (Brooklyn Scouts) - Goalie. One of Hollander’s initial guesses to Rozanov, Hollander attempts to flirt with him at the 2019 All Stars game to prove his point (he is clearly interested), Hunter thinks is straight

Jeffries - listed by Hollander as one of the safe people he's looking for when approached by Crowell at 2019 MLH Awards, so likely to be an unknown number of the army (possibly 3, 10, 15, 22, 38, or one of the “guys from the western conference” in attendance)

Guy Bonavi (Tampa Bay) - probably not gay, talks about cunnilingus more than hockey

Noticed by Troy Barrett to not be at the normal MLH Awards After Party (and were therefore attending the MLH Queer After Party: - Helthon - Kakogiannis

Unknown Players in attendance at 2020 MLH Awards have - - a sex tape about to be leaked - a desire to go on dating apps - already come out to their coaches - an ultimatum from their Partner

Unnamed Player (Boston Raiders) - a rookie who joins the pact in the 19/20 season (likely #42, #43 or #44 due to timing) - It's implied that Luca successfully susses out more rookies who also join, but we don't know how many (to be able to assign numbers)

Teams Included/Additional Notes:

Nashville (Has a third-line forward who Ilya is keeping an eye on as of 17/18 season but has not been mentioned as joining the pact, is likely #26)

Toronto Guardians (Has an additional unnamed player, was a backup for Ryan Price (#8) before came out and retired)

Montreal Voyageurs (The only team with an out player (Shane Hollander, #6) who are not attempting to defend them from targeted hits)

3 teams without queer players by Jan 2020 (previous teams without players include San Jose (has some allies), Los Angeles (after Lundin comes out and leaves), not sure if still true) with rookies and transfers (3 orchestrated by Rozanov). Carolina is definitely one of the teams without a queer player (as of Jan. 2020)

There is one non-binary player as of Dec 2017, and a retired trans player (might be someone named “Reginald”, according to a conspiracy theory from r/MLHcorruption, but we don't ever trust them)

Around 34 active players out of 41 in Jan 2019, meaning 7 have retired or transferred out of MLH and we only know about 3 retirees (#2, Baldwin (#5) & #9) and Lundin (#11) transferring

There are 4 players (in addition to Troy Barrett (#45)) who are so closeted they aren't out to anyone else, and who would like to be excused from the bet if they can be, and will now be on the Players' Union. The people who have never been to a meet up (and therefore aren't at all out to the group) are: #17, #21, #24, #33 (but is out to Hunter, so probably not), #34 (but is out to Hunter, so probably not), #39 (but is out to Hunter, so probably not), #41, #42, #43, #44. (My current guess is that they're #17, #21, #24 and someone in the #41-#44 range, but that's just based on vibes, taking out the ones that no longer work as new information comes in)

Ally Army (nearly 200 players total by January 2019): Hayden Pike (Montreal Voyageurs) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders leads the Pacific division. Rozanov thinks he's not fully straight (confirmed by Jackie Pike in 2018), supportive online, recommends Hollander for the Ally Chat, rigs 2018 cup with Rozanov with help from Litterick, finds out about Hollander/Rozanov in Fall 2018, denies that straight guys thinking about fucking Shane (which Hayes confirms means he has). Coach for Irina Foundation camps, attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Cliff Marlow (Boston Bears) -In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Metropolitan division. Confirmed to know about Hollander/Rozanov in Fall 2018, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Hollander. Attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Carter Vaughn/Vaughan (NY Admirals) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Atlantic division. Confirmed Rozanov's safety with Hunter, confirmed to know about Hollander/Rozanov in Fall 2018, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Hollander, Groomsman at Hunter/Grady wedding. Attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Pierce (Columbus) - Confirms that there were weird coaching choices in 18/19 season (specifically in their game against Utah) Becker (Chicago) - Wyatt Hayes (Toronto Guardians, traded to Ottawa Centaurs by end of 2018) - In the Council of (Mostly) Straight Elders, leads the Central division. Goalie. Hates Kent, thinks the gay group chat is superhero shit, removed Woodrick from chat, apparently by far the most perceptive person in the group chat, confirmed to know about Hollander/Rozanov in Fall 2018, hears a girl crying at one of Dallas Kent's parties and calls the cops which gets him traded, admits to straight guys thinking about fucking Hollander, has clearly clocked Troy Barrett/Harris Drover. Coach for Irina Foundation camps, attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Originator of an Ally ranking and points system called “ASS” (Ally Scoring System). Sullivan (Phoenix) - goes by “Sully” Mike Brophy (New Jersey) - Enforcer or Defenseman. Has apparently shown interest in Hollander (so Hollander thinks he might be queer), one of the originators of “NJMLHLGBTQFOIR” Litterick (Carolina) - Wing. Fed Hayden Pike insider knowledge and visibly passed pucks to blocked players in the 2018 final JJ Boiziau (Montreal Voyageurs) - Defenseman. Single-handedly attempting to protect Hollander from targeted hits. Coach for Irina Foundation camps and attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Matti Jalo (New York Admirals) - Not 100% confirmed to be in the army, but at Hunter/Grady wedding (therefore knows about Shane & Ilya). Greg Huff (New York Admirals) - Not 100% confirmed to be in the army, but at Hunter/Grady wedding (therefore knows about Shane & Ilya). Zane Boodram (Ottawa Centaurs) - Alternate Captain. Doing better Ally Army points than Marlow, apparently a fan of Fredericks (wearing a #29 Irina Foundation jersey), finds out about Hollander/Rozanov when they come to a Centaurs barbecue together (Dec. 2020) Unknown Player (Washington) - not comfortable with playing dirty Unknown Player (Anaheim) - Alternate Captain. Got the call from the coach asking if anyone is gay on their team Unknown Players (Ottawa Centaurs) - Most of the team is in the army (20/21) Unknown Players (San Jose) - give Ilya some feedback on the rigged 2019 cup games Queer Players (Confirmed to be in the Chat because people think they're Allies): Shane Hollander, #18

Staff Army: Yuna Hollander - Joins up as the “Mob Mom” in Jan 2019 under the guise of running the IRINA Foundation, runs the Staff Army. Attends the 2020 Cup Win. Harris Drover (Ottawa Centaurs) - Social Media Manager ( “the bitch running social media”), runs RogueMLH, collects potential army members’ information and passes it on, introduces the group to r/MLHCorruption, has apparently been texting with Troy Barrett since he helped them (~1 year), posts the accounts of Kent's victims on @RogueMLH, documents every time there are particularly hard hits on the out players (Hollander, Rivera, Fredericks, Melnyk, Wagner or Henderson), seems to have officially become a WAG (to Troy Barrett) as of Dec. 2020 (see entry in WAG Army). Attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Bianca (Senior Management) - Crowell’s executive assistant, married to a woman (retired UFC fighter). Records Crowell's homophobic tirade against Scott Hunter after 2019 Cup, his attack on Hollander at 2019 MLH Awards and him attempting to rig the refs for the 2020 Playoffs and apparently much more (has been recording additional incriminating evidence against Crowell. James (Winnipeg) - tells Bianca about the Staff Army Suna Dunham (Possibly Yuna Hollander under a pseudonym?) - is Bianca’s direct contact in the Staff Army, possibly in attendance at 2019 MLH Awards Brandon Wiebe (Ottawa Centaurs) - Coach. Not officially confirmed to be part of Staff Army, but comes out to Rozanov and Ottawa GM at meeting, fights for Troy Barrett to come to the team so they can change him (and also occasionally win), confirms that the Ottawa Centaurs have contingency plans to protect their queer players, implies in a press conference that others on/involved with the team are queer, implicated in the audio of Crowell threatening the Ottawa Centaurs that @RogueMLH posts. Unknown PT (Ottawa Centaurs) - A bisexual PT who is part of the Staff Army (that Crowell knows about and mentions in his tirade against the Centaurs that @RogueMLH posts)

WAG Army: Kip Grady (New York Admirals, husband of Scott Hunter (#1)) - Canon Book Gay. Brings idea of WAG Army to Rozanov, works with Gloria and Kyle to get the WAG Army to help Kent's victims, marries Scott Hunter (summer 2020). Attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Kyle Swift (New York Admirals, Partner of Eric Bennett (#12)) - Canon Book Gay. Wants to casually lead a WAG Army without being a WAG (and then becomes a WAG when he starts dating Bennett), works with Gloria and Kyle to get the WAG Army to help Kent's victims, attends Hunter/Grady wedding. Gloria (New York Admirals, partner of Carter Vaughn (Ally Army)) - seems to be in WAG Army, works with Gloria and Kyle to get the WAG Army to help Kent's victims, attends Hutner/Grady wedding. Attends the 2020 Cup Win (and therefore sees Hollander kiss Rozanov). Fabian Salah (Toronto, partner of Ryan Price (#8)) - not confirmed to be in WAG Army (hates hockey), but in support of Retiree Army, attends Hunter/Grady wedding. Cassie Boodram (Ottawa Centaurs, partner of Zane Boodram) - implied to be in the WAG Army due to successfully icing out all the homophobic Ottawa Centaurs WAGs, finds out about Hollander/Rozanov at Boodram’s Barbecue Lisa Hayes (Ottawa Centaurs, partner of Wyatt Hayes) - implied to be in the WAG Army due to successfully icing out all the homophobic Ottawa Centaurs WAGs, finds out about Hollander/Rozanov at Boodram’s Barbecue Harris Drover (Ottawa Centaurs, partner of Troy Barrett) - Seems to be officially an Ottawa Centaurs WAG as he’s at the WAG hangout table in December 2020 (apparently only officially a WAG that night). See his entry in the Staff Army for involvement.

Retiree Army: Eric Bennett (#12, Ex-New York Admirals) - Runs army Ryan Price (#8, Ex-Buffalo, Toronto and others) - Runs army Presumed to be in Army (Retired): #2, Baldwin (#5), #9, Lavelle (#28)

Unsafe Players/Other People: Reinhold “Riney” Glickman or “Tiny Dickman” - Carolina's Bigoted Captain and Star Forward, Army's first target in 17/18 season, taken out by Ryan Price (#8) in the 2018 playoffs Dallas Kent (Kicked off Toronto Guardians (Dec. 2020)) - physically and verbally abusive, accused of assaulting women by #10 & #18, target of Kent-pocalypse (17/18), has had charges brought against him by the women he’s assaulted (with help from the WAG Army, Harris Drover & Troy Barret (#45)), agreed to report back to Crowell, has been kicked off the Toronto Guardians, is accusing Troy Barrett (#45) of being in the Queer group, tells Crowell about Troy Barrett’s sexuality. Woodrick (Houston) - removed from Ally Chat by Wyatt Hayes for immediately being homophobic Comeau (Montreal Voyageurs) - one of the homophobic players who targets Fredericks after he comes out, breaks his arm with an illegal check in Fall 2018 Lorenzo (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women Miller (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women Wringham (Ottawa Centaurs) - Defense. Racist and objectifies women Nelson - one of the known assholes targeted with distractions during the 18/19 season Burke - one of the known assholes targeted with distractions during the 18/19 season Unknown Players Doing Homophobic Shit™: Targeting Fredericks (1 Brooklyn Scout, 1 Minnesota Nomad, 1 on Detroit, 1 in Columbus, 2 others on Montreal Voyageurs) Hal (Ref, New York) - Friend of Scott Hunter, told him to keep his head down when he asked about uncalled illegal checks Rookie on Toronto (20/21 Season) - approached by Luca and talks about it in the Toronto locker room/in front of Kent & #32

Acronyms! and Nicknames For Cup Winners RASHYCOCK - Rozanov And Scott Hunter's Yearly Coming Out Club King (originated by #7 (Vinny Marcello)) SCHUMEM Cup Award - SCott HUnter MEMorial Cup Award (originated by #5 (Baldwin) in his coming out post) SHunMYCOCK - Scott Hunter Memorial Yearly Cupping Out Club King S.H.E.I.L.D. - Scott Hunter Award for Excellence in Loving Dick MVP - Most Vagina-less Peen? Men's Venereal Player? Massive Veiny Penis? IAOTY - Ilya’s Avenger of the Year CHODE - Champion of Hunter's Order of Dick Enthusiasts (originated by #15) SHART - Scott Hunter Annual Remembrance Trophy (originated by #13 (Danny Melnyk) in his coming out post)

For Coming Out during MLH Awards DICKCOMA - Daddy Ilya’s Celebrated King of Coming Out at MLH Awards (originated by #27 (Silas Wagner)) RAWDOG - Rozanov’s Award-Winning Democratically Outed Guy (originated by #25 (Henderson) & #13 (Danny Melnyk))

For Coming Out during the Season PENIS - The Price award for Excellence in Noncompliance, Ill-Timing, or Scandal (originated by #7 (Vinny Marcello)) CUMSLUT - Completely Unplanned Midseason Sexuality Launch and Unveiling Trophy PRICE -  Price award for Respectability In Coming out Early (originated by #45 (Troy Barrett) in his coming out post)

For Coming Out before the Playoffs TOPPING - Trophy Of Pre-Playoffs Inception of Noted Gayness (originated by #13 (Danny Melnyk) in his coming out post)

For the Collective Group of Out Players GROUP - Gang of Rozanov’s Out and Unified Players (originated by #25 (Ray Henderson) in his coming out post) JACKOFF - Just Actual Current Kings Of Faceoff Fellatio (originated by #13 (Danny Melnyk))

Other NJMLHLGBTQFOIR - New Jersey Major League Hockey LGBTQ Friends of Ilya Rozanov (Originated by #7, #19 & Brophy (Ally Army)) IRINA - Ilya Rozanov's Intentional Nothing-to-see-here Alibi EIGHT - Eighth of Ilya’s Gay Hockey Tyrants (from Ryan Price’s coming out post) SHIT - Shane Hollander Index Total (originated by Ilya Rozanov) FIRMASS - Formal Ilya Rozanov Memorial Award for Secret Sucking (for people still in the closet, originated by #13 (Danny Melnyk) & #14 (Mateo Rivera) PROLAPSE - President Rozanov’s Official Lovers’ Award for Players Sexually Engaged (originated by #13 (Danny Melnyk) in his coming out post) BORING - Boyfriend Of Rozanov, Internationally Notorious Gay-wrangler (originated by #6 (Shane Hollander) in his coming out post) BOJWOLB (BLOWJOB backwards) - Buy Our Jerseys Without Outrageous League Bigotry! (originated by #6 (Shane Hollander) in his coming out post) WHACKOFF - Wholesome Half-Asian Captain Kissing Our Fearless Founder (originated by #13 (Danny Melnyk) when he outs the Hollander/Rozanov relationship to the RASHYCOCK group chat) PlOWRS - Players Of the Western Rozanov Sector (Name of the Western Conference Group Chat) ASS - Ally Scoring System (originated by Wyatt Hayes (Ally Army)) WANG - Wives and Not Girlfriends (originated by Troy Barrett (#45) as a WAG group that would include Harris Drover) RC - Unknown (originated by #14 (Mateo Rivera) in his coming out post)

Group Names Originated by Scott Hunter (#1): Ilya’s Angels, Ilya's Army, Rozanov’s Regiment, Rozanov’s Queer Death Squad, Gay Hockey Militia Originated by Shane Hollander (#6): AGBHP/AOGBHP (Alliance of Gay and Bisexual Hockey Players) Originated by Lundin (#11): FRIEND (Fellowship of Rozanov’s International Elite Nancies and Dandies) Originated by Danny Melnyk (#13): SMEGMA (Scott’s Members-Exclusive Gay Men Alliance) Originated by Mateo Rivera (#14): GABPHU (Gay and Bisexual Professional Hockey Union) Originated by #16: OLDSHAFT (Ones Like Daddy Scott Hunter And Friends Tribe) Originated by Silas Wagner (#27): CIRCUS (Commissioner Ilya Rozanov's Communal Underground Syndicate) Unknown Originator(s): Gay Avengers, Ilya's Apostles, Ilya's Infantry, Gay Cabal, Queer Council, Scunties (Scott’s Hunties), PHOODS (Professional Hockey's Order Of Dick Suckers), Friends of Rozanov, Ilya’s Avengers, Queer Cartel, FOR (Friends of Rozanov), PHUCK (Professional Hockey Union of Cock Kings)

Ally Army Group Names (with a hilarious amount of overlap with the Gay Army group): Rozanov’s guys, Ilya’s avengers, Ilya’s army, the Queer Corps