©arabiner

Someone matching your vibe is so goal

I hate feelings dude whose fucking idea was this

If I had a penis I would say “aaannnnddddddd we’re in” during sex like they do in movies when hacking into the mainframe

i hate when i go out in public and the public are actually there

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

thinking about her gorgeous body and daydreaming about all the dirty things i want to do to her.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

When i want to read but i also want to watch a show but i also want to scroll but i also want to sleep

I wish I wasn’t so isolated sometimes but I get it.

tumblr is really a museum of your soul & aura

i wanna customize my character but admin won't let me :(

whenever i play video games i just wish a femme would tease me while i play till i get fed up and just bend her over on my table and just fuck the shit out of her when i lose.