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Still love this. Amazing design and execution.
Martha Wells created one of the most iconic characters in 21st-century science fiction: Murderbot, reluctant savior of humanity. Then she fa
If Murderbot learnt to cross-stitch:
Finished! It wasn’t hard to do, just hard to find time. Close up of the fine details. (Hehe) #embroidery #ThisIsFine
fuck
fondly (<-derogatory) remembering that one time I went to a clothing shop with my mom, walked away from her to do my own thing, walked right by her without acknowledging her multiple times, THEN spoke to her as if she were a stranger because I wasn’t sure if it was her, THEN she finally identified herself to me and i registered that it was indeed her.
“Face-blindness” (prosopagnosia) can be very embarrassing. That was the first time she actually realized how my prosopagnosia impacts my life. I was well into adulthood when it happened.
Anyway if you have someone in your life with prosopagnosia please be patient with them. Please take them seriously. They’re not being silly or obtuse. They may not be able to tell who you are unless you wear a cartoon character type outfit every day.
Anyway I think everyone should wear a name tag everywhere all the time and they also should be required to wear a silly accessory every day forever.
I've got this too! It makes tv shows so difficult sometimes, I watched one where clones were a major plot point and I had to use context clues to figure out who was supposed to look identical.

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Health and Hybrids (XXVI)👽👻💚
[I can't remember the original prompt posters for the life of me but here's a mashup between a cryptid!Danny, presumed-alien!Danny, dp x dc, and the prompt made the one body horror meat grinder fic.]
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💚 Ao3 Is here for all parts 💚 (now featuring mediocre mouseover translations, only available on a computer)
Where we last left off... Danny has another hashtag breakdown! Diana helps mediate. Stinky Dad and the Alien Guy observe.
Trigger warnings for this story: body horror | gore | post-dissection fic | dehumanization (probably) | my nonexistent attempts at following DC canon. On with the show.
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“His control over his emotions slipped during the interview,” J’onn sighs, hovering alongside Bruce as they carry down the hall.
Bruce grunts. He isn’t quite capable of complicated speech yet. The teenage alien crying, too scared to let even the internationally-favorite, universally beloved Wonder Woman hold him without screaming…a person he already knew would take care of him…
J’onn continues, nevertheless. The thin privacy of his mind aside, Bruce has always appreciated the Martian’s understanding of Bruce’s oft-shifting moods. “His memories of his home and his family were tied up with extensive pain. I would continue under the assumption that his human family turned on him after discovering his nature—there may have even been collateral damage to others around them at the time.”
Bruce breathes in. Bruce breathes out.
@possiblytranscatgirl It is about Bruce! A traumatized kid just flipped out at the thought of his own family; he's pretty close to toeing the line to nonverbal while he's processing what he saw.
Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
Reveal of Welsh postdoc and rugby lad Dr Howell Jenkins (27) perennially one of the funniest things tumblr users can discover in fiction.
It’s unclear whether he finished his PhD or is still a grad student in the process of slithering out of his actual viva.
Here is Calcifer’s “silly saucepan song” that he sings to himself, which Howl sings when drunk (and Sophie doesn’t understand.) It’s a Welsh rugby song.
On dlns
Das I ül MB hj
Ah fuck my butt pocket posted that
Jokes on you, my posts never break containment!
Here’s a preview of the next chapter of “Northern Attitude” in case I have anyone who is still interested. 🫣 It’s been forever since updating, but I *am* working on it. It’s just slow going.
Here’s a little bit to prove it. 😂
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Two days later, the Titanic lego set was broken on the kitchen floor. “Kneel, Timothy, and do not move. I swear. It’s like you want to be treated like an infant, sometimes.” His mother rolled her eyes and Tim tried not to wince as the pieces dug into his knees. Jack laughed meanly from the kitchen table. “Only a pussy plays with blocks like a little girl. Am I raising a pussy, bastard?” Tim stared at the floor. Jack’s chair squeaked across the floor and Tim flinched. He felt a strong grip on his chin as he was forced to look up. “I asked you a question, son.” Tim knew that voice meant nothing but trouble. “N..no sir.” “Nnnnnnn—nnnn–no, sir.” Jack mocked. Tim could feel tears threatening to fall, but he sniffed and willed them back. He knew it would only make it worse. His mother patted Jack on the shoulder. “The Greens are expecting us at 7, dear.” Jack squatted down to look the 10 year-old in the eye. “You will stay here and not move until we get back, you understand, boy?” Tim nodded. “And no funny business this time. In fact—” Tim heard the handcuffs before he felt them. His right wrist was cuffed to the chair leg, making it impossible for him to stand without moving the chair. Jack sprinkled baking powder around the perimeter of the chair and lego blocks. “I’ll be able to tell if you move, so you better be fucking still.”
“Dad?” Tim groaned.
“Dad?” Jack sharply tugged the seven year-old out of Old Pincrest’s cigar room, a slurred apology waved off by his equally drunk business partners. “Such a scamp, it’s late for you, isn’t it, buddy? Give me a minute, gentlemen?” The slap to Tim’s cheek would have sent him tumbling into the oak doorway, but Jack’s grip was firm and unyielding. Jack leaned down and whispered in Tim’s ear. “Don’t you ever embarrass me like that again, you little shit. When I tell you to stay somewhere, you stay there.” Tim whimpered. “It got cold.” Jack rolled his eyes, dragging Tim through the snowy parking lot. The late hour cast shadows around the empty lot, and Tim didn’t know if he was shivering from the cold or the dark. Jack unlocked the trunk of his newest BMW and tossed Tim in the back, throwing his suit coat on top of him.
MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE. This is like a two month painting right here. Due almost entirely to me procrastinating on it lmao.
I just really love the idea of Danny exploring/mapping the zone and just finding the most insanely cool things. I’m thinking of making more like this but I’m gunna take a break before diving back into this really rendered painting style. I need a nap.
Made using Acryla Gouache on Mixed media paper.

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The first time Danny sees Dick Grayson he calls him Tata.
Danny, in his Ghost Zone travels, befriended the Flying Graysons. John and Mary like him so much, that it started as a joke, sort of.
"Ahhhhh, the son we never had! Welcome!"
"My little Robin's long lost little brother, come, come!"
And it morphed into him jokingly calling them Tata and Daj. Then it wasn't really a joke anymore.
Then the Observants inform him that as far as Ghost Law is concerned, they're his Ghost Guardians.
This means that Danny has two sets of parents; Jack and Maddie on the human side of things, and John and Mary on the ghost side of thing.
So when he sees Dick Grayson, who looks a lot like John, it just slips out.
This leads to a very awkward stare off in the middle of a coffee shop.
Danny has no idea how to explain himself.
sorry just
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Dick slid out of the coffee shop, heart pounding a mile a minute, and caught a glimpse of black hair as it darted into an alley.
His phone was against his ear before he even realized he'd pulled it from his pocket.
"Dick, I'm a little busy, is there something-?"
"I think I have a Sailor Moon situation!"
"I don't know what that is."
"But I do! Grayson, how old is your child?"
"Child?" Bruce's voice cracked.
"Teenager! Black hair, blue eyes, hasn't grown into his limbs yet! I scared him away and I'm trying to find him again!" Dick shouted, rounding the corner and meeting the panicked teens eyes for a very brief moment.
Then the teen turned and did a flawless Amanar flip off of the dumpster, latched onto the bottom of the fire escape, and did a kip to get himself fully on it.
It was a little difficult for Dick to do one handed, but he mimicked the kids moves and started climbing the fire escape after him.
"Grayson, update! Have you found the wayward child!"
Dick was about to answer, having just reached the rooftop, only to see the kid run full tilt to the edge of the roof, jump off, grab a metal pipe, and pull off a perfect quadruple flip to the other building.
"Holy shit that really is my kid!"
However, by the time Dick reached the other building's fire escape, the Sailor Moon Grayson was gone.
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Danny was fucking mortified he'd just called a random dude Tata and then gotten chased and so he couldn't go invisible.
He was never talking again.
He was never going to go out in public again.
He could never be seen in Bludhaven ever again!
Dick once he eventually catches Danny: This has to be a Sailor Moon situation, I'm the only living Grayson that could have taught you that
Danny: yeah the only LIVING Grayson
Dick: ???
Danny: ok listen I you're getting a bigger existential crisis than you bargained for
Things Always Go Wrong Pt3
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Gotham was truly testing her abilities. Usually she could vibe check the building and be good but the vibes of Gotham were rancid everywhere she went. Every building and street had some varying level of unsafe and she could feel Danny slowing behind her. He wasn't going to stay on his feet for much longer. Thankfully there were plenty of alleys they could probably hide in and even though it was already midmorning the thick smog on the city made it look like the dawn had only just broken. The alleys were still dark and as soon as she paused at the back of the alley she felt Danny collapse into her. His breathing was ragged and he was slick with sweat. She tried vibrating her core at him and the response she got was uncoordinated and harsh. It was as if two things were trying to respond to her, attempting to drown each other out.
“Shit.” she said. Jazz would be mad for her language, you know, if she didn't kill her for killing her brother.
“Found you, wretch.” A voice said and Dani shot up into a fighting stance. The entrance of the alley was blocked by five people, all dress head to toe in white and aiming several weapons at them. They were all men and significantly bigger than her. That would be fine in her ghost form but transforming in front of them was risky.
Danny groaned from the cold alley floor and Dani grimaced. She growled, inhumane and low, and punched her palm as she went ghost. Showing her transformation was a small price to pay to protect Danny and they probably had her, or Danny’s, ecto-signature if they had managed to follow them cross state lines so accurately.
Their weapons hummed as they charged and Dani caught a glimpse of color above them. Praying she had seen right she took in a breath and shouted her words.
“I am the princess of the Infinite Realms. Any harm that comes to me is a direct attack on the entire dimension of the Infinite Realms and cause for a war between our worlds!” Internally she cringed at her words but she prayed they had the right effect.
“Ha! Like you could fool us, you manipulative ecto-sum! You’re coming with us. If you're lucky you might even make it in one piece” The leader, she assumed as he was standing at the front of the group, said. She tensed in case her gamble went south and prepared for something to hit her.
Thankfully she didn't feel anything and a yellow hero came crashing down on the agents with a ferocity she wasn't expecting. He used what she thought were escrima sticks but they were connected together with a long wire and looked modified. He downed the panicked agents in seconds and turned to Dani. Unconscious agents littered around him.
His sudden movements made her drop into a defensive stance and he froze. Gently putting away his weapons as he raised his hands to show he meant no harm.
“Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I was just trying to help.” The man paused as he looked over the two disheveled siblings. The white haired girl was glaring at him but looked more wary than aggressive and the dark haired boy on the floor looked incredibly ill. “Would it be ok if I helped you? I can call some friends and we can get you to a safe space.”
Dani stared the man down. He could fight, and right now she wasn't confident she could take him. Not while protecting a very incapacitated Danny. He had a black bat symbol on his chest which was good but also bad. Good because Batman was a hero and helped those in need. Bad because Batman was famous for not liking metas and while she and Danny weren’t metas she doubted Batman would care enough to make the distinction. Hopefully if she played up the royalty bit she could get maybe some leeway.
“Ok, bumblebee, but I want you to promise you wont hurt me or my… ambassador,” Danny was going to be so mad when he woke up, “or I will bring the entire Infinite Realms down on this world.” She did her best to sound threatening and maybe using some energy to make herself scarier but she wouldn't admit it.
“Of course, your… highness?” Bumblebee asked. Dani frowned, she didn't like ‘your highness’ but she couldn't give her actual name…
“You can call me… Elle.” She felt her insides crumple up at how cringey that name felt and she was very glad Danny was out cold for this conversation. The bumblebee hero nodded and said something into what she assumed was an earpiece. After a few minutes of discussion he went quiet and began watching the roofs. Dani floated off the ground slightly, trying to see what he was looking for. She didn't notice the surprise that flitted across his face at her show of power or the silent black hero who landed gracefully beside Bumblebee.
“Hey Black Bat. Can you help me gather these guys up? Batman should be en route but might take a minute to get here.” Bumblebee said. Dani whipped around to see the new hero, black bat apparently, silently working her way through the knocked out GIW.
“Batman is coming?” Dani asked, anxiety making her fidget with her hands. That wasn't good. She couldn't pretend to be a princess around him, he could practically smell lies, or fear, and maybe she could be the princess of the Infinite Realms but she wasn't officially! Not yet at least. And Danny definitely wasn't her ambassador. Shit, maybe if she played up with the sad little girl image? Batman was known to take pity on kids… or was that one of his allies. She should’ve listened in on the conversation the bumblebee had had earlier, maybe she would have had something to work with then.
Black bat and bumblebee worked together to tie up the GIW and leave them in an easily accessible spot for when the police came around. Black bat touched bumblebees bicep and he looked up to see the scary shadow of Batman looming over the alley. Dani notices him too and landed in front of Danny, spreading her arms to block him from Batman's view as he landed beside the other heroes.
“Report.” Was all he said as he looked over the scene. His gaze lingered on the unconscious boy and Dani had to resist growling at him, in case that ruined her case for receiving help. Bumblebee took a breath and nodded.
“I found these two as they were about to be attacked by a group of people,” he gestured to the tied up men in white, “it looked like meta trafficking and I stepped in. Elle,” he gave a smile to Dani who cringed internally, “gave the men fair warning about their attack being against royalty and at risk of ruining dimensional relations, they refused to back off.”
Batman responded with a noncommittal ‘hn’ and narrowed his eyes at Dani who prickled under the gaze.
“For the record,” Bumblebee added, a little hesitant, “I believe her.”
Batman nodded and took a step closer to Dani and this time she did growl. The man stopped and regarded her. She glared back. He wasnt coming near her or Danny. Not in his state.
“Would you like to come with us?” Was all batman said. Stern and quiet. Dani didn't move, she looked over Batman’s unmoving face and then back at the bumblebee and black bat. The bumblebee hero looked worried but more for Batman than Dani and the black bat seemed relaxed as she watched.
“Where are you going to take us?” Dani asked. Batman frowned slightly and Dani worried he would just try and grab them.
“A place where we can keep you safe and confirm your royal status,” he said. Dani didn't really like the sound of that but she could feel Danny getting worse and she was running out of time to make a decision. When he chose that exact moment to let out a pained groan Dani almost smacked him. Batman’s frown deepened and Dani felt her throat bob.
“We might even be able to help your friend.” He offered.
“My ambassador,” She corrected, if she was gonna sell this she had to go all out, “And I don't want you to lay a hand on him.”
Batman gave her the slightest, stiffest nod she had ever seen and she relaxed. Batman nodded to the other heroes and black bat vanished, bumblebee paused before leaving himself. Dani felt her anxiety come back threefold at being left alone with the big bad bat but in a few seconds a fancy black bat shaped car skidded to a halt outside the alley. In the passenger seat was the familiar bumblebee, he grinned and waved at them. Batman stared at him in what Dani thought could be disapproval but said nothing. The doors to the suped up car popped open and bumblebee stepped out.
“You can get in the back seat. Do you need help with your ambassador?” He said as he stepped back into the alley. Dani shook her head and Batman made a grumbling sound.
“Signal.” he said. Bumblebee, signal apparently, shrugged and continued towards Dani until she stiffened.
“I just wanted them to have a familiar face so the journey wasn't too stressful. Black bat and Spoiler are covering me while I stick with them.” He said, smiling at Batman and then turning back to Dani. He moved to help her pick Danny up but she shook her head at him and he stepped back. Batman made another ‘hn’ sound before retreating to the driver seat of the car.
Dani moved Danny around and picked him up by throwing him over her shoulder. He wasn't heavy but he was bigger than her and it made him difficult to carry. Signal, she preferred bumblebee, hovered around her but was careful not to touch Danny as she carried him to the car. They managed to get Danny securely in the back seat of the batcar and Dani slid in next to him. He looked worse. Maybe moving him wasn't the smartest idea but Dani didn't know what else to do. If the GIW had their ecto-signature there wasn't a safe place to hide. Maybe Batman would be able to protect them but it would only last so long. She pushed aside her fears and gripped Danny’s too warm hand. The scenery went passed too quickly for her to see and the drive was silent. She was starting to hate road trips.
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This is short but the next one is gonna be LONG I got distracted anyway I love that people are enjoying this, i like writing it :)
ABOUT TIME!!! for those out of the loop homeowners’ associations in the US 1. suck horrendously in every way 2. were the beginning of the end of urban biodiversity
Good to know! It's a great idea, hope more states adopt it.
Current states according to the article- Maryland, Maine, Minnesota. Not yet with Virginia but they're working on it
ponder ferret variant (feriant)
Thinking about college! Danny again

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yes btw i am catching up on murderbot. drew a poster for da first book for fun :^)
Nest Swap ch 1
Little Tim wakes up in big Tim's apartment.
The idea came from this chain started by @ew-selfish-art and the contribution by @faeriekit
(repost of something that's currently just in a reblog chain)
His first observation was that this wasn't his house.
Tim was new to detecting, but he thought that was a pretty dang salient observation.
He didn't actually remember going to sleep. It didn't feel like he woke up here, either. He just suddenly noticed he was sitting somewhere he'd never been in his whole 9 years of life.
Very weird! Pretty neat, though.