Heaven is a place on earth with you 🕊️

 Kaz: Are you flirting with me? Y/n: No! Well- I could be actually.

Jesper: Can I confess something? Y/n: Sure! Jesper: Your smile is the prettiest I've ever seen Y/n: Can I confess something too? Jesper: Go ahead Y/n: This smile is because of you.

 Y/n: Smiles are contagious. Kaz : Don't worry, I'm vaccinated.

Y/n: Did you just kiss me? Kaz: Uh....no? Y/n: Oh. Okay then.

Y/n: You know, I'm really surprised by how versatile your straight bland face is. Kaz: I was only asking how you'd slept.

Y/n: You'll be the death of me, won't you? Kaz: Yes. Does that scare you?

Y/n: When we first met, I thought you were pretty annoying. Jesper: And now? Y/n: Oh you're still pretty, just also annoying.

Y/n : I can't believe you've done this.....Kaz: I'm sorry I didn't know-!Y/n , on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Y/n : Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Kaz: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

Inej, Entering Kaz's room: Y/n did it again. Kaz: Peace disturbance? Inej: What no- Kaz: Arson..? Inej: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY- Kaz: uh....Attempted murder? Inej: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Jesper, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me

Nina, admiring a sleeping Y/n: You’re so cute. Y/n, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Nina, lovingly: I know.

Kaz: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Y/n: Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Kaz: We are not doing this!

*Nina is casually searching around the room* Jesper: Hey Nina, what’re you looking for? Nina: My will to live. *Y/n walks into the room* Nina: Oh, there it is.

Jesper: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Nina: Weight loss? Drink water. Y/n: Clear skin? Drink water. Kaz: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Y/n: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Jesper: That is not something you actually have installed. Y/n: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.