"You're going to be amazing."

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

this video makes me feel such powerful emotions every time

CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

Much in the same way that "she pegs him" became omnipresent to the point everyone got sick of it and yet there's still basically no pegging porn for me to read, "she's fujoing tf out" is hitting saturation and yet still there are no crumbs at all for Me. The bisexual pervert.