I want to be more than who I am.

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

im so nosy can you guys just start messaging me directly when an event occurs

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

when you get an ao3.org comment where someone quotes fic lines back to you?? unparalleled. brain exploding. best feeling in the world

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago