That's Miss Space Pirate Queen to you

not saying this as a knock on soul source either I still have and use mine. I just want people to know there's more options out there

do not underestimate the power of getting beaten til you cry. in fact, go get beaten til you cry. it'll make you feel better. it'll let you have feelings you need to feel. get beaten til you cry.

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

daily affirmation: im a pretty little princess and nice women want to torture me in cute ways

The pervert lesbian's monopoly house rules say you can get money from the bank if you suck the bank player's toes and look up at her all doe eyed and say "I've been a financially irresponsible slut with no business acumen"

the tadc finale was made for messy transfems and if you dont like it go fuck off and watch cis people shows

timmies when they realize theyve been empathizing with a problematic tranny this whole time

[image: tweet by overlyxclusive: "when people love you they find joy in making life easier for you"]

Toxic yuri between a girl who thinks she's bothering people any time she initiates conversation and a girl who thinks nobody cares about her if they don't contact her first

"Me and who" well she's not going to shoot her shot first now is she

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling