Galactic Babe

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

Would I?!

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

your fave is problematic: yourself

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!

Alexa release the serotonin

me to a cat: i love your ears. so triangular. big fan

Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof

That IS his job

OH my bad sir please proceed

this my favorite edgar allen poe poem