"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

okay the HAIR is amazing! This whole look is just incredible!

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

if you ever find yourself writing fanfiction and thinking "this is too indulgent" that is the devil talking and he can go ahead and shut the fuck up

I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

You really know you’re a bad writer if the only thing that makes the ending of your show make sense is a fan theory that the finale episode was a hallucination created by the show’s villain and that there’s a secret extra episode where the real ending happens

engaging in a high risk behavior (lying back down after my alarm already went off)

well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills