Spacegoat

Never kill yourself because the World Cup will prove you wrong in the strangest way.

This!! imagine not being allowed to stay in US so you keep flying back to your camp in Mexico while all your games are in US???? How is this fair? They were dealing with conditions that no other team was, this is blatantly unfair and they still almost made it out. FUCK FIFA and fuck this world cup bought by blood money. greedy pigs.

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

JOSÉ WGAT ARE YOU DOUNG

I feel like people who are dismissive of sports don’t realize that they’re sometimes super condescending. like, okay, you didn’t like gym class and have personal grudges against the jocks from your high school! that doesn’t mean that other people are idiots for enjoying something that, when it’s at its best, can connect you to a broader community of fans and give you a chance to appreciate the athleticism that people are capable of when they spend years honing a specific set of skills. there’s something so valuable and human about sports that gets lost when you reduce it to “sportsball” or whatever

starting to unlock my unbearable personality that arrives every four years for the world cup

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

HES BACK AND HE WILL OUTLIVE US ALL

love men who fall into "my girl is mad at me i hope i die" category but who also regularly do things to piss their girl off. duality of man

fuck psg but thank god arsenal didn’t win i love to see the english cry

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.