franz

@033h we’ve been saying

“toc toc toc toc you are now a porcupicicle”

to hear the québécois pronunciation of montreal in its original “muh-ray-aul” and as if it’s one syllable. perfect

“directement above your appartement”

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

Everyone start spreading even more misinformation about me RIGHT THIS INSTANT

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

I lie awake at night thinking about His Hole. Was any of it real? I can't hold my wife unless I imagine she is Kermit. I miss his squelch as I sopped him wet with my seed. "For the joke!" I cried. I would fill him with my nectar. And laugh, and laugh. Like some kind of joke(r). I miss you, Kermit. Don't tell my wife. Don't tell my wife.